Environmentalist Humor Lover Gifts

'There are whalers around here, so I try not to surface: Hence the snorkel...'

Smoking chimney with no smoking sign.

'It's an extinction notice.'

'I got tired of wet feet all the time.'

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

Water company bonus.

Winter Weather.

"I didn't see the coffee table in the middle of the room, due to my visual impairment, caused by the rubbish light emitted by the government approved 150 watt energy saving bulb in my apartment..."

'I don't give advice. I'm only up here because it's safer.'

Recycling bottle bank.

Endangered Species - Hardly/Slightly/Extremely.

Tomorrow's world 2165.

'...and this is the water garden...'

"If there is a heaven, why do we end up as fossil fuel?"

"I wouldn't take the name 'dog strangling vine' literally."

Trump to Build Wall

Oil Spill Hits Wall St.

This is where Brent council sends you

"This is a terrible table!"

'...the downside, of course, is that I can't get the damn thing in the garage.'

"Rising sea levels."

'Apparently you haven't heard, Hawkins, about things going paperless!'

"Pff! That orang utan's obviously a crisis actor!"

'There! another batch of clean coal.'

"Will this global warming mean we'll have longer summer vacations?"

You Are Here.

Perfect solution. Free street lighting, and we sell the surplus to the national grid.

Food Chain Gang

'What we have to do is utilize some pollution control equipment in our manufacturing of pollution control equipment.'

'The only problem with solar powered air conditioners is finding a long enough extension cord.'

This summer, Mother Nature goes nuts.

Now do you believe in global warming?!

"Let's not migrate, and just say we did.;"

"Your DNA test came back – you're 49% from the Amazon, 49% from the Caribbean, and 2% from some plastics plant in Texas."

An snail shell with a chimney