Environmental Humor Enthusiast Gifts

This summer, Mother Nature goes nuts.

Medical Mot: 'You've failed on carbon emissions.'

The Origin of Acid Rain

'It's an extinction notice.'

'I got tired of wet feet all the time.'

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

'I don't give advice. I'm only up here because it's safer.'

Recycling bottle bank.

Endangered Species - Hardly/Slightly/Extremely.

Tomorrow's world 2165.

'...and this is the water garden...'

"It's alright for you, female worms are everywhere, but when was the last time you saw a Mummy-Long-Legs?"

This is where Brent council sends you

"This is a terrible table!"

'...the downside, of course, is that I can't get the damn thing in the garage.'

"Rising sea levels."

"Pff! That orang utan's obviously a crisis actor!"

"I can't believe I went so long without A.C."

'There! another batch of clean coal.'

"Will this global warming mean we'll have longer summer vacations?"

You Are Here.

Perfect solution. Free street lighting, and we sell the surplus to the national grid.

Walking here to the tavern allows me to decrease my carbon footprint and increase my bourbon footprint.

Now do you believe in global warming?!

'It's a shame that valuable water gets wasted to wash cars or to take showers. It should be used responsible and for useful purposes only - for example to make whiskey.'

World of Cow - Goldfish aren't the only ones to grow into their environments.

"Okay, it's agreed, - if Trump gets elected we won't be heading south for the winter."

'What we have to do is utilize some pollution control equipment in our manufacturing of pollution control equipment.'

An snail shell with a chimney

'The only problem with solar powered air conditioners is finding a long enough extension cord.'

'It's not you...it's your carbon footprint!'

"Let's not migrate, and just say we did.;"

"I'm doing my part to conserve electricity."

Cactus Huggers

'Yeah we went for the hybrid car in the end. Margaret loves it.'