Environmental Humorist Gifts

"What do you recommend for greenhouse gas?"

Solar bear.

'There! another batch of clean coal.'

"Will this global warming mean we'll have longer summer vacations?"

'It's self cleaning, and runs on natural gas.'

Recycling effluent

"I thought they finally came to their senses and were providing water, but these are oil pipes..."

'Bugger it - the acid rain has dissolved my biodegradable carrier bag.'

"This is a terrible table!"

'Just think of carbon emissions as giving a little something back!'

'...and this is the water garden...'

"Yeah, well, I'm not sustainable either."

'Bag for life?'

'The working-conditions at the Worm-Farm were terrible: We were all on top of each other...'

"Now would seem an ideal time to acquaint you with the health benefits of a vegan diet."

You Are Here.

Perfect solution. Free street lighting, and we sell the surplus to the national grid.

Santa and reindeer all have glowing noses after flying past the factory chimney.

'I think I'll have to climb out the upstairs window again.'

'I'd heard that they like to source their food locally'

'But Darling, how can it possibly be bad for me? I only smoke a couple a day...'

Copenhagen Three Degrees.

'I worry that the warm glow from your sense of smug self-satisfaction could be harming the environment.'

'I'm the American traveller, Phileas Smogg.'

Conservationists Picnic

Plastic or Paper?

'There's a bloomin' tree growing out this litter bin!'

If humans learn to control fire, dragons would have no more than four years to live on earth.

Pornography recycling bin with face.

Soldier watering his camouflage.

'You can't blame everything on global warming, I told you not to flush.'

What cane we do to slow down global warming?

No honey, the OUTFIT doesn't make you look fat...

Giant monster keeps the streets tidy by using the provided bins.

Thanks to EU, the New Year will be a funny one.