Environmental Humorist Gifts

"What do you recommend for greenhouse gas?"

Solar bear.

'There! another batch of clean coal.'

"Will this global warming mean we'll have longer summer vacations?"

Recycling effluent

"I thought they finally came to their senses and were providing water, but these are oil pipes..."

'Bugger it - the acid rain has dissolved my biodegradable carrier bag.'

"This is a terrible table!"

'Just think of carbon emissions as giving a little something back!'

'I worry that the warm glow from your sense of smug self-satisfaction could be harming the environment.'

'But Darling, how can it possibly be bad for me? I only smoke a couple a day...'

'I'd heard that they like to source their food locally'

'I think I'll have to climb out the upstairs window again.'

Perfect solution. Free street lighting, and we sell the surplus to the national grid.

You Are Here.

'...and this is the water garden...'

"Now would seem an ideal time to acquaint you with the health benefits of a vegan diet."

'The working-conditions at the Worm-Farm were terrible: We were all on top of each other...'

'Bag for life?'

"Yeah, well, I'm not sustainable either."

Giant monster keeps the streets tidy by using the provided bins.

'There's a bloomin' tree growing out this litter bin!'

Pornography recycling bin with face.

Conservationists Picnic

'I'm the American traveller, Phileas Smogg.'

Plastic or Paper?

Soldier watering his camouflage.

'You can't blame everything on global warming, I told you not to flush.'

What cane we do to slow down global warming?

No honey, the OUTFIT doesn't make you look fat...

Thanks to EU, the New Year will be a funny one.

"Let's not migrate, and just say we did.;"

Green Sh*t

"It tastes terrible - treat it again."

"These hybrid cars are kinda cool...but they're kinda slow. I'd get one if they had a special lane for people who care about the environment."