Environmentally Aware Humorist Gifts

Bag for Afterlife

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

'It's an extinction notice.'

'I got tired of wet feet all the time.'

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

Winter Weather.

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

'I don't give advice. I'm only up here because it's safer.'

The new green legislature requires methane mitigation.

Recycling bottle bank.

"I didn't see the coffee table in the middle of the room, due to my visual impairment, caused by the rubbish light emitted by the government approved 150 watt energy saving bulb in my apartment..."

'...and this is the water garden...'

"I wouldn't take the name 'dog strangling vine' literally."

Where's my global warming?

This is where Brent council sends you

Oil Spill Hits Wall St.

"I modified the symbol for accuracy."

"This is a terrible table!"

'I'd say that our transport policy couldn't get any greener'

'...the downside, of course, is that I can't get the damn thing in the garage.'

"Rising sea levels."

'There! another batch of clean coal.'

"Will this global warming mean we'll have longer summer vacations?"

Perfect solution. Free street lighting, and we sell the surplus to the national grid.

You Are Here.

Now do you believe in global warming?!

'What we have to do is utilize some pollution control equipment in our manufacturing of pollution control equipment.'

An snail shell with a chimney

"Let's not migrate, and just say we did.;"

"Hide? What do you mean hide? We are literally camouflage and they still eat us!"

"Your DNA test came back – you're 49% from the Amazon, 49% from the Caribbean, and 2% from some plastics plant in Texas."

'The only problem with solar powered air conditioners is finding a long enough extension cord.'