Environmental Humor Lover Gifts

"Better imaginary than extinct."

Endangered Species - Hardly/Slightly/Extremely.

'Cool! Thanks to that Bush guy, we'll have a great meal!'

Helicopter approaches oil spill with giant vinegar jar.

Walking here to the tavern allows me to decrease my carbon footprint and increase my bourbon footprint.

'It's an extinction notice.'

'I got tired of wet feet all the time.'

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

Water company bonus.

'I don't give advice. I'm only up here because it's safer.'

Tomorrow's world 2165.

'...and this is the water garden...'

Warning! Stay off the biotech lawn.

This is where Brent council sends you

"This is a terrible table!"

'...the downside, of course, is that I can't get the damn thing in the garage.'

"Rising sea levels."

"Pff! That orang utan's obviously a crisis actor!"

'There! another batch of clean coal.'

"Will this global warming mean we'll have longer summer vacations?"

You Are Here.

Perfect solution. Free street lighting, and we sell the surplus to the national grid.

"Let's not migrate, and just say we did.;"

"I'm doing my part to conserve electricity."

An snail shell with a chimney

'It's not you...it's your carbon footprint!'

'The only problem with solar powered air conditioners is finding a long enough extension cord.'

Now do you believe in global warming?!

World of Cow - Goldfish aren't the only ones to grow into their environments.

"Okay, it's agreed, - if Trump gets elected we won't be heading south for the winter."

'What we have to do is utilize some pollution control equipment in our manufacturing of pollution control equipment.'

This summer, Mother Nature goes nuts.

Prepare to meet thy recycler.

'Yeah we went for the hybrid car in the end. Margaret loves it.'

Global Warming.