Eco-conscious Humor Lover Gifts

'My candy man prefers eco-friendly transport...A drug mule.'

"I got four years for robbery plus five years extra for carrying the money I stole in a plastic bag!"

Water company bonus.

"I didn't see the coffee table in the middle of the room, due to my visual impairment, caused by the rubbish light emitted by the government approved 150 watt energy saving bulb in my apartment..."

Endangered Species - Hardly/Slightly/Extremely.

Tomorrow's world 2165.

"I wouldn't take the name 'dog strangling vine' literally."

Warning! Stay off the biotech lawn.

"I modified the symbol for accuracy."

Oil Spill Hits Wall St.

The Joshua Tree

'...the downside, of course, is that I can't get the damn thing in the garage.'

"Pff! That orang utan's obviously a crisis actor!"

...and there's no shortage of natural gas!

We've gotten all we can with traditional drilling techniques. What do you know about fracking?

"Your DNA test came back – you're 49% from the Amazon, 49% from the Caribbean, and 2% from some plastics plant in Texas."

This summer, Mother Nature goes nuts.

Walking here to the tavern allows me to decrease my carbon footprint and increase my bourbon footprint.

"Better imaginary than extinct."

"I'm just planting invasive species this year. Let them kill each other."

Earth-Friendly Financial Services: "Working to protect our planet by accumulating vast piles of your money."

'Gene Pool'

'Stand-up climatologist...'

Renewable energies and mobile telephones

"Wait a minute. Isn't tonight the water conservation rally?"

It's not Global Warming silly: I bought a plastic plant...

Well, good luck evolving, son, and don't do anything I wouldn't do! You know, like destroy the planet or something.

We're cutting down on packaging...so open wide!

'I want you to know we're 100% sustainable now. We've phased out tarpits and switched to solar panels and double glazing!'

I have a low flow toilet ... but not by design.

Firewood for Sale

'How long have you had this feeling that you are unwanted...?'

Paper, plastic, Trumpcare

Now, this is a good garden: full of weeds! The likelyhood of somebody trying to poison us here is very low...

Despite the abundance of giant corks on the frontier, zero emission vehicles never caught on in the Old West.