Eco-conscious Humor Lover Gifts

'My candy man prefers eco-friendly transport...A drug mule.'

"I got four years for robbery plus five years extra for carrying the money I stole in a plastic bag!"

Water company bonus.

Endangered Species - Hardly/Slightly/Extremely.

"I didn't see the coffee table in the middle of the room, due to my visual impairment, caused by the rubbish light emitted by the government approved 150 watt energy saving bulb in my apartment..."

Tomorrow's world 2165.

Warning! Stay off the biotech lawn.

"I wouldn't take the name 'dog strangling vine' literally."

The Joshua Tree

"I modified the symbol for accuracy."

Oil Spill Hits Wall St.

'...the downside, of course, is that I can't get the damn thing in the garage.'

"Pff! That orang utan's obviously a crisis actor!"

...and there's no shortage of natural gas!

"Your DNA test came back – you're 49% from the Amazon, 49% from the Caribbean, and 2% from some plastics plant in Texas."

Walking here to the tavern allows me to decrease my carbon footprint and increase my bourbon footprint.

This summer, Mother Nature goes nuts.

"Better imaginary than extinct."

'Gene Pool'

"I'm just planting invasive species this year. Let them kill each other."

Earth-Friendly Financial Services: "Working to protect our planet by accumulating vast piles of your money."

Renewable energies and mobile telephones

"Wait a minute. Isn't tonight the water conservation rally?"

It's not Global Warming silly: I bought a plastic plant...

'Stand-up climatologist...'

We're cutting down on packaging...so open wide!

'I want you to know we're 100% sustainable now. We've phased out tarpits and switched to solar panels and double glazing!'

I have a low flow toilet ... but not by design.

Now, this is a good garden: full of weeds! The likelyhood of somebody trying to poison us here is very low...

Despite the abundance of giant corks on the frontier, zero emission vehicles never caught on in the Old West.

'How long have you had this feeling that you are unwanted...?'

Paper, plastic, Trumpcare

Firewood for Sale

I'm fully aware of the mission for a paperless society, but can I please have a toilet-roll for the gents?

'And I'm pleased to report that we were able to reduce our carbon footprint...'