Eco-friendly Humor Enthusiasts Gifts

"If sea levels don't rise and if I spent a fortune on size 104 rubber boots for nothing, I won't forget you eco clowns!"

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

'I got tired of wet feet all the time.'

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

"I didn't see the coffee table in the middle of the room, due to my visual impairment, caused by the rubbish light emitted by the government approved 150 watt energy saving bulb in my apartment..."

Tomorrow's world 2165.

Warning! Stay off the biotech lawn.

"I wouldn't take the name 'dog strangling vine' literally."

Oil Spill Hits Wall St.

The Joshua Tree

'...the downside, of course, is that I can't get the damn thing in the garage.'

"Pff! That orang utan's obviously a crisis actor!"

...and there's no shortage of natural gas!

World of Cow - Goldfish aren't the only ones to grow into their environments.

This summer, Mother Nature goes nuts.

Now do you believe in global warming?!

"Okay, it's agreed, - if Trump gets elected we won't be heading south for the winter."

"Your DNA test came back – you're 49% from the Amazon, 49% from the Caribbean, and 2% from some plastics plant in Texas."

Prepare to meet thy recycler.

'Yeah we went for the hybrid car in the end. Margaret loves it.'

'Gene Pool'

Earth-Friendly Financial Services: "Working to protect our planet by accumulating vast piles of your money."

"I'm just planting invasive species this year. Let them kill each other."

'Stand-up climatologist...'

Soup art attack

"Wait a minute. Isn't tonight the water conservation rally?"

It's not Global Warming silly: I bought a plastic plant...

'You do realize you're polluting the world with that thing!'

"If global warming is real, then why are winters so cold?"

Renewable energies and mobile telephones

We're cutting down on packaging...so open wide!

Now, this is a good garden: full of weeds! The likelyhood of somebody trying to poison us here is very low...

Despite the abundance of giant corks on the frontier, zero emission vehicles never caught on in the Old West.