Eco-friendly Humor Enthusiasts Gifts

"If sea levels don't rise and if I spent a fortune on size 104 rubber boots for nothing, I won't forget you eco clowns!"

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

'I got tired of wet feet all the time.'

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

"I didn't see the coffee table in the middle of the room, due to my visual impairment, caused by the rubbish light emitted by the government approved 150 watt energy saving bulb in my apartment..."

Tomorrow's world 2165.

Warning! Stay off the biotech lawn.

"I wouldn't take the name 'dog strangling vine' literally."

The Joshua Tree

Oil Spill Hits Wall St.

'...the downside, of course, is that I can't get the damn thing in the garage.'

It's on. My new favorite game show! Welcome to: Garbage, recycling or compost?! Dana from New York you can walk away with $10,000 or try to double the green! Double, please. Okay, Dana, here's your object: A takeout container from a local restaurant. Garbage, recycling or compost? Geez. I'm guessing it would depend on whether it's got some cardboard or it's fully biodegradable. Final answer? Recycling. Wrong. Garbage! I knew it. Ridicule her! You've lost your green, loser! I'm sorry. I try so ha

"Pff! That orang utan's obviously a crisis actor!"

...and there's no shortage of natural gas!

We've gotten all we can with traditional drilling techniques. What do you know about fracking?

"Okay, it's agreed, - if Trump gets elected we won't be heading south for the winter."

This summer, Mother Nature goes nuts.

"Your DNA test came back – you're 49% from the Amazon, 49% from the Caribbean, and 2% from some plastics plant in Texas."

Now do you believe in global warming?!

World of Cow - Goldfish aren't the only ones to grow into their environments.

'Yeah we went for the hybrid car in the end. Margaret loves it.'

Prepare to meet thy recycler.

"I'm just planting invasive species this year. Let them kill each other."

'Gene Pool'

Earth-Friendly Financial Services: "Working to protect our planet by accumulating vast piles of your money."

"If global warming is real, then why are winters so cold?"

Soup art attack

Renewable energies and mobile telephones

'You do realize you're polluting the world with that thing!'

Well, good luck evolving, son, and don't do anything I wouldn't do! You know, like destroy the planet or something.

'Stand-up climatologist...'

It's not Global Warming silly: I bought a plastic plant...

"Wait a minute. Isn't tonight the water conservation rally?"

We're cutting down on packaging...so open wide!

Despite the abundance of giant corks on the frontier, zero emission vehicles never caught on in the Old West.