Eco-conscious Humorists Gifts

'You and your stupid hybrid getaway car'

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

'It's an extinction notice.'

'I don't give advice. I'm only up here because it's safer.'

"I didn't see the coffee table in the middle of the room, due to my visual impairment, caused by the rubbish light emitted by the government approved 150 watt energy saving bulb in my apartment..."

'...and this is the water garden...'

"I wouldn't take the name 'dog strangling vine' literally."

Where's my global warming?

"Of course I care about the environment, I never throw any clothes away."

The Joshua Tree

"Brilliant! And then all they have to do is stop them flying at night."

This is where Brent council sends you

Oil Spill Hits Wall St.

"This is a terrible table!"

'It's self cleaning, and runs on natural gas.'

'So there's global warming. What possible harm could it do?'

"Rising sea levels."

'There! another batch of clean coal.'

"Will this global warming mean we'll have longer summer vacations?"

Will work for manure.

...and there's no shortage of natural gas!

You Are Here.

Perfect solution. Free street lighting, and we sell the surplus to the national grid.

'The only problem with solar powered air conditioners is finding a long enough extension cord.'

"Let's not migrate, and just say we did.;"

Just think! If the mall goes bust, what happens to all that paved-over land? Save our mall. We could roll up the asphalt and start a huge nature preserve. What about current wildlife? Hmm�You're right. I don't think the endangered species act covers mall rats.

igloo smoking zone...

We've gotten all we can with traditional drilling techniques. What do you know about fracking?

"Your DNA test came back – you're 49% from the Amazon, 49% from the Caribbean, and 2% from some plastics plant in Texas."

An snail shell with a chimney

'What we have to do is utilize some pollution control equipment in our manufacturing of pollution control equipment.'

"I'm doing my part to conserve electricity."

Global Warming.

'I'd heard that they like to source their food locally'

'I worry that the warm glow from your sense of smug self-satisfaction could be harming the environment.'