Eco Humorist Gifts

...and there's no shortage of natural gas!

We're cutting down on packaging...so open wide!

"I'm just planting invasive species this year. Let them kill each other."

"After a while, shredding documents wasn't enough."

It's not Global Warming silly: I bought a plastic plant...

Gas station - fart power.

'Stand-up climatologist...'

The Joshua Tree

"Did the Doctor give you anything for your wind?"

"The good news is your husband is no longer producing any emissions."

"Norman is almost completely wind powered now!"

"I'm going for the stripped pine look."

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

'It's an extinction notice.'

'I don't give advice. I'm only up here because it's safer.'

"I didn't see the coffee table in the middle of the room, due to my visual impairment, caused by the rubbish light emitted by the government approved 150 watt energy saving bulb in my apartment..."

'...and this is the water garden...'

"I wouldn't take the name 'dog strangling vine' literally."

Where's my global warming?

"Technically, He's supposed to generate more energy than he uses."

"Brilliant! And then all they have to do is stop them flying at night."

This is where Brent council sends you

Oil Spill Hits Wall St.

'My acne is worst on the dark side.'

'It's self cleaning, and runs on natural gas.'

"This is a terrible table!"

'So there's global warming. What possible harm could it do?'

Shipwrecked with an environmentalist.

"Pff! That orang utan's obviously a crisis actor!"

"You're not helping the methane problem, you know."

"Rising sea levels."

'There! another batch of clean coal.'

"Will this global warming mean we'll have longer summer vacations?"

Will work for manure.