Ecology Humorist Gifts

'There goes the neighborhood.'

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

'It's an extinction notice.'

'I got tired of wet feet all the time.'

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

'I don't give advice. I'm only up here because it's safer.'

"I didn't see the coffee table in the middle of the room, due to my visual impairment, caused by the rubbish light emitted by the government approved 150 watt energy saving bulb in my apartment..."

Recycling bottle bank.

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

'...and this is the water garden...'

"Technically, He's supposed to generate more energy than he uses."

The Sensitive Dude.

"I wouldn't take the name 'dog strangling vine' literally."

Oil Spill Hits Wall St.

"Brilliant! And then all they have to do is stop them flying at night."

The Joshua Tree

This is where Brent council sends you

"I'm an optimist. I have every confidence that global warming will be nullified by nuclear winter."

"This is a terrible table!"

'So there's global warming. What possible harm could it do?'

'I'd say that our transport policy couldn't get any greener'

"Rising sea levels."

'There! another batch of clean coal.'

"Will this global warming mean we'll have longer summer vacations?"

Will work for manure.

...and there's no shortage of natural gas!

Perfect solution. Free street lighting, and we sell the surplus to the national grid.

You Are Here.

'It's a very common plant on earth.'

An snail shell with a chimney