Eco Humorist Pillows

...and there's no shortage of natural gas!

We're cutting down on packaging...so open wide!

"I'm just planting invasive species this year. Let them kill each other."

"After a while, shredding documents wasn't enough."

It's not Global Warming silly: I bought a plastic plant...

'Stand-up climatologist...'

The Joshua Tree

"Did the Doctor give you anything for your wind?"

"The good news is your husband is no longer producing any emissions."

"Norman is almost completely wind powered now!"

"I'm going for the stripped pine look."

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

'It's an extinction notice.'

"I didn't see the coffee table in the middle of the room, due to my visual impairment, caused by the rubbish light emitted by the government approved 150 watt energy saving bulb in my apartment..."

'I don't give advice. I'm only up here because it's safer.'

'...and this is the water garden...'

Where's my global warming?

"I wouldn't take the name 'dog strangling vine' literally."

"Technically, He's supposed to generate more energy than he uses."

'My acne is worst on the dark side.'

This is where Brent council sends you

Oil Spill Hits Wall St.

"Brilliant! And then all they have to do is stop them flying at night."

"This is a terrible table!"

'So there's global warming. What possible harm could it do?'

"Pff! That orang utan's obviously a crisis actor!"

"You're not helping the methane problem, you know."

"Rising sea levels."

'There! another batch of clean coal.'

"Will this global warming mean we'll have longer summer vacations?"

Will work for manure.

Perfect solution. Free street lighting, and we sell the surplus to the national grid.

You Are Here.

"Your DNA test came back – you're 49% from the Amazon, 49% from the Caribbean, and 2% from some plastics plant in Texas."