Eco-conscious Humorist Pillows

Phone Book Removal Service.

"Without social media how would everyone know that I was vegan?"

Mushy. Wilted. Rotten. Moldy. Gross. What WAS this? Compost-It Notes.

Earth-Friendly Financial Services: "Working to protect our planet by accumulating vast piles of your money."

'Gene Pool'

"You don't want to know what we do with it after we treat it."

'I'm sorry. I just can't date a woman whose carbon footprint is bigger than mine.'

Hag for Life

'You won't see me on one of those hybrid models.'

Will work for locally grown food.

I don't think it's going to work...

Oil Spill Hits Wall St.

Boycotting BP

"Good news? they've agreed to continue to argue."

'Who's in charge of immigration?'

"Thanks to climate change, they think it could be the hottest day of the year."

"And I offset the electricity I use by planting more cannabis."

"He's conserving water by drinking beer."

Keeping cool in 2122

'How to make two yarmulke out of one Brassiere.'

Oil Tanker Leak in Bath

I have a low flow toilet ... but not by design.

"I didn't see the coffee table in the middle of the room, due to my visual impairment, caused by the rubbish light emitted by the government approved 150 watt energy saving bulb in my apartment..."

Recycling Depot: Paper, New Years Resolution, Glass.

"It's either a global warming trend or merely a fad."

Would the last person to leave please turn off the enlightenment?

Well, good luck evolving, son, and don't do anything I wouldn't do! You know, like destroy the planet or something.

We've gotten all we can with traditional drilling techniques. What do you know about fracking?

"I wouldn't take the name 'dog strangling vine' literally."

"Your DNA test came back – you're 49% from the Amazon, 49% from the Caribbean, and 2% from some plastics plant in Texas."

Striving to reduce our dependence on fossil fuels, scientists attempt to harness the energy of a toddler's tantrum.

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

'It's an extinction notice.'

Winter Weather.