Eco-friendly Humorists Gifts

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

Striving to reduce our dependence on fossil fuels, scientists attempt to harness the energy of a toddler's tantrum.

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

'It's an extinction notice.'

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

'I don't give advice. I'm only up here because it's safer.'

"I didn't see the coffee table in the middle of the room, due to my visual impairment, caused by the rubbish light emitted by the government approved 150 watt energy saving bulb in my apartment..."

'...and this is the water garden...'

Climate Conference. I'm glad you enjoyed my speech, but please don't call it the "high-water mark."

"I wouldn't take the name 'dog strangling vine' literally."

Where's my global warming?

"Of course I care about the environment, I never throw any clothes away."

Oil Spill Hits Wall St.

"Brilliant! And then all they have to do is stop them flying at night."

The Joshua Tree

This is where Brent council sends you

'It's self cleaning, and runs on natural gas.'

"This is a terrible table!"

'I'd say that our transport policy couldn't get any greener'

'So there's global warming. What possible harm could it do?'

"Rising sea levels."

'There! another batch of clean coal.'

"Will this global warming mean we'll have longer summer vacations?"

...and there's no shortage of natural gas!

Will work for manure.

Perfect solution. Free street lighting, and we sell the surplus to the national grid.

You Are Here.

'What we have to do is utilize some pollution control equipment in our manufacturing of pollution control equipment.'

"Your DNA test came back – you're 49% from the Amazon, 49% from the Caribbean, and 2% from some plastics plant in Texas."

"Hide? What do you mean hide? We are literally camouflage and they still eat us!"

"I'm doing my part to conserve electricity."

Just think! If the mall goes bust, what happens to all that paved-over land? Save our mall. We could roll up the asphalt and start a huge nature preserve. What about current wildlife? Hmm�You're right. I don't think the endangered species act covers mall rats.

An snail shell with a chimney

'The only problem with solar powered air conditioners is finding a long enough extension cord.'

igloo smoking zone...