Eco-friendly Humorists Gifts

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

'It's an extinction notice.'

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

"I didn't see the coffee table in the middle of the room, due to my visual impairment, caused by the rubbish light emitted by the government approved 150 watt energy saving bulb in my apartment..."

'I don't give advice. I'm only up here because it's safer.'

'...and this is the water garden...'

Where's my global warming?

"I wouldn't take the name 'dog strangling vine' literally."

"Of course I care about the environment, I never throw any clothes away."

This is where Brent council sends you

"Brilliant! And then all they have to do is stop them flying at night."

Oil Spill Hits Wall St.

The Joshua Tree

"This is a terrible table!"

'I'd say that our transport policy couldn't get any greener'

'So there's global warming. What possible harm could it do?'

"Rising sea levels."

'There! another batch of clean coal.'

"Will this global warming mean we'll have longer summer vacations?"

...and there's no shortage of natural gas!

Will work for manure.

Perfect solution. Free street lighting, and we sell the surplus to the national grid.

You Are Here.

"Your DNA test came back – you're 49% from the Amazon, 49% from the Caribbean, and 2% from some plastics plant in Texas."

igloo smoking zone...

"Hide? What do you mean hide? We are literally camouflage and they still eat us!"

"Let's not migrate, and just say we did.;"

'It's a very common plant on earth.'

"I'm doing my part to conserve electricity."

'The only problem with solar powered air conditioners is finding a long enough extension cord.'

An snail shell with a chimney