Eco-conscious Humorists Mugs

'You and your stupid hybrid getaway car'

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

'It's an extinction notice.'

"I didn't see the coffee table in the middle of the room, due to my visual impairment, caused by the rubbish light emitted by the government approved 150 watt energy saving bulb in my apartment..."

'I don't give advice. I'm only up here because it's safer.'

'...and this is the water garden...'

"I wouldn't take the name 'dog strangling vine' literally."

Where's my global warming?

"Of course I care about the environment, I never throw any clothes away."

This is where Brent council sends you

Oil Spill Hits Wall St.

"Brilliant! And then all they have to do is stop them flying at night."

The Joshua Tree

"This is a terrible table!"

'So there's global warming. What possible harm could it do?'

"Rising sea levels."

'There! another batch of clean coal.'

"Will this global warming mean we'll have longer summer vacations?"

Will work for manure.

...and there's no shortage of natural gas!

Perfect solution. Free street lighting, and we sell the surplus to the national grid.

You Are Here.

igloo smoking zone...

"I'm doing my part to conserve electricity."

'What we have to do is utilize some pollution control equipment in our manufacturing of pollution control equipment.'

An snail shell with a chimney

"Your DNA test came back – you're 49% from the Amazon, 49% from the Caribbean, and 2% from some plastics plant in Texas."

"Let's not migrate, and just say we did.;"

'The only problem with solar powered air conditioners is finding a long enough extension cord.'

Global Warming.

'I'd heard that they like to source their food locally'

Earth-Friendly Financial Services: "Working to protect our planet by accumulating vast piles of your money."

'Gene Pool'