Environmentally Conscious Humorist Mugs

Paper, plastic, Trumpcare

'How long have you had this feeling that you are unwanted...?'

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

'It's an extinction notice.'

'I got tired of wet feet all the time.'

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

Winter Weather.

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

The new green legislature requires methane mitigation.

Recycling bottle bank.

'I don't give advice. I'm only up here because it's safer.'

"I didn't see the coffee table in the middle of the room, due to my visual impairment, caused by the rubbish light emitted by the government approved 150 watt energy saving bulb in my apartment..."

'...and this is the water garden...'

"I wouldn't take the name 'dog strangling vine' literally."

Where's my global warming?

Oil Spill Hits Wall St.

"I modified the symbol for accuracy."

This is where Brent council sends you

"This is a terrible table!"

'...the downside, of course, is that I can't get the damn thing in the garage.'

'I'd say that our transport policy couldn't get any greener'

"Rising sea levels."

'There! another batch of clean coal.'

"Will this global warming mean we'll have longer summer vacations?"

You Are Here.

Perfect solution. Free street lighting, and we sell the surplus to the national grid.

"Your DNA test came back – you're 49% from the Amazon, 49% from the Caribbean, and 2% from some plastics plant in Texas."

'What we have to do is utilize some pollution control equipment in our manufacturing of pollution control equipment.'

Now do you believe in global warming?!

'The only problem with solar powered air conditioners is finding a long enough extension cord.'

"Hide? What do you mean hide? We are literally camouflage and they still eat us!"

An snail shell with a chimney