Environmentally Conscious Humorist Mugs

Paper, plastic, Trumpcare

'How long have you had this feeling that you are unwanted...?'

Striving to reduce our dependence on fossil fuels, scientists attempt to harness the energy of a toddler's tantrum.

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

'It's an extinction notice.'

'I got tired of wet feet all the time.'

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

Winter Weather.

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

The new green legislature requires methane mitigation.

'I don't give advice. I'm only up here because it's safer.'

Recycling bottle bank.

"I didn't see the coffee table in the middle of the room, due to my visual impairment, caused by the rubbish light emitted by the government approved 150 watt energy saving bulb in my apartment..."

'...and this is the water garden...'

Where's my global warming?

Climate Conference. I'm glad you enjoyed my speech, but please don't call it the "high-water mark."

"I wouldn't take the name 'dog strangling vine' literally."

Oil Spill Hits Wall St.

This is where Brent council sends you

"I modified the symbol for accuracy."

"This is a terrible table!"

'It's self cleaning, and runs on natural gas.'

'I'd say that our transport policy couldn't get any greener'

'...the downside, of course, is that I can't get the damn thing in the garage.'

"Rising sea levels."

'There! another batch of clean coal.'

"Will this global warming mean we'll have longer summer vacations?"

Perfect solution. Free street lighting, and we sell the surplus to the national grid.

You Are Here.

'It's a very common plant on earth.'

Now do you believe in global warming?!

"Let's not migrate, and just say we did.;"

We've gotten all we can with traditional drilling techniques. What do you know about fracking?

"Hide? What do you mean hide? We are literally camouflage and they still eat us!"