Eco-conscious Humor Seekers Gifts

The end of the world is nigh...

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

'I got tired of wet feet all the time.'

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

"I didn't see the coffee table in the middle of the room, due to my visual impairment, caused by the rubbish light emitted by the government approved 150 watt energy saving bulb in my apartment..."

Tomorrow's world 2165.

Where's my global warming?

Warning! Stay off the biotech lawn.

"I wouldn't take the name 'dog strangling vine' literally."

The Joshua Tree

Oil Spill Hits Wall St.

"Pff! That orang utan's obviously a crisis actor!"

It's on. My new favorite game show! Welcome to: Garbage, recycling or compost?! Dana from New York you can walk away with $10,000 or try to double the green! Double, please. Okay, Dana, here's your object: A takeout container from a local restaurant. Garbage, recycling or compost? Geez. I'm guessing it would depend on whether it's got some cardboard or it's fully biodegradable. Final answer? Recycling. Wrong. Garbage! I knew it. Ridicule her! You've lost your green, loser! I'm sorry. I try so ha

...and there's no shortage of natural gas!

We've gotten all we can with traditional drilling techniques. What do you know about fracking?

World of Cow - Goldfish aren't the only ones to grow into their environments.

Now do you believe in global warming?!

"Your DNA test came back – you're 49% from the Amazon, 49% from the Caribbean, and 2% from some plastics plant in Texas."

Prepare to meet thy recycler.

'Gene Pool'

"I'm just planting invasive species this year. Let them kill each other."

Earth-Friendly Financial Services: "Working to protect our planet by accumulating vast piles of your money."

It's not Global Warming silly: I bought a plastic plant...

"If global warming is real, then why are winters so cold?"

Well, good luck evolving, son, and don't do anything I wouldn't do! You know, like destroy the planet or something.

Renewable energies and mobile telephones

"Wait a minute. Isn't tonight the water conservation rally?"

'Stand-up climatologist...'

Soup art attack

We're cutting down on packaging...so open wide!

Paper, plastic, Trumpcare

Now, this is a good garden: full of weeds! The likelyhood of somebody trying to poison us here is very low...

I have a low flow toilet ... but not by design.

Despite the abundance of giant corks on the frontier, zero emission vehicles never caught on in the Old West.

"The idea is simple. You pay us money and all your sins disappear! It's just like purchasing carbon offsets."