Eco-conscious Humor Seekers Gifts

The end of the world is nigh...

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

'I got tired of wet feet all the time.'

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

"I didn't see the coffee table in the middle of the room, due to my visual impairment, caused by the rubbish light emitted by the government approved 150 watt energy saving bulb in my apartment..."

Tomorrow's world 2165.

Warning! Stay off the biotech lawn.

Where's my global warming?

"I wouldn't take the name 'dog strangling vine' literally."

The Joshua Tree

Oil Spill Hits Wall St.

"Pff! That orang utan's obviously a crisis actor!"

...and there's no shortage of natural gas!

Now do you believe in global warming?!

World of Cow - Goldfish aren't the only ones to grow into their environments.

"Your DNA test came back – you're 49% from the Amazon, 49% from the Caribbean, and 2% from some plastics plant in Texas."

Prepare to meet thy recycler.

"I'm just planting invasive species this year. Let them kill each other."

Earth-Friendly Financial Services: "Working to protect our planet by accumulating vast piles of your money."

'Gene Pool'

Soup art attack

"Wait a minute. Isn't tonight the water conservation rally?"

It's not Global Warming silly: I bought a plastic plant...

"If global warming is real, then why are winters so cold?"

Renewable energies and mobile telephones

'Stand-up climatologist...'

We're cutting down on packaging...so open wide!

Despite the abundance of giant corks on the frontier, zero emission vehicles never caught on in the Old West.

Acmeville welcomes you to leave your carbon footprint here.

I have a low flow toilet ... but not by design.

Paper, plastic, Trumpcare

"The idea is simple. You pay us money and all your sins disappear! It's just like purchasing carbon offsets."

Now, this is a good garden: full of weeds! The likelyhood of somebody trying to poison us here is very low...