Eco-conscious Laugh Seekers Gifts

You gonna finish that?

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

"I wanted to plant my own food, but I couldn't find bacon seeds!"

Where's my global warming?

"Pff! That orang utan's obviously a crisis actor!"

'All our food is locally sourced.'

'It is fuel efficient, but my ego feels crunched.'

Aa fair indication of how we're treating the environment

Climate-Conscious Cartoonists Work Without Paper!

'We'll need a different package. It deems the new preservative dissolves cardboard.'

"The idea is simple. You pay us money and all your sins disappear! It's just like purchasing carbon offsets."

Acmeville welcomes you to leave your carbon footprint here.

Firewood for Sale

If Global Warming is a left wing plot...it's a very good one.

I'm fully aware of the mission for a paperless society, but can I please have a toilet-roll for the gents?

"To be environmentally responsible I'm recycling my sister's old book reports."

"Wait - use a knife. It's greener."

'You and your stupid hybrid getaway car!'

"There's sewage in the rivers, there's sewage in the lakes. We'd be right at home living in the country."

"We installed the lights so the solar panels continue to work through the night."

Buoy with message: 'On this site will be erected a beautiful new twelve story drilling platform that will pump 10,000 barrels of oil a day'.

'You and your stupid hybrid getaway car'

Comedy Club: Tonight's Topic, Global Warming.

'Pick your own 'Free Range' genetically modified produce'

'And I say your hot air is contributing to global warming!'

"If we're going dairy-free, does that mean you-know-who goes back to the barn?"

'Students, this little sun began as an off shore oil spill.'

'And this is the green option - six feet of quality jute - We call it a Bag for Death.'

The end of the world is nigh...

"The place hasn't been the same since that hole in the ozone opened up!"

Acid Rain joke

"If sea levels don't rise and if I spent a fortune on size 104 rubber boots for nothing, I won't forget you eco clowns!"

Powering the fuel-efficient..merry-go-round.

"I got four years for robbery plus five years extra for carrying the money I stole in a plastic bag!"

A man throwing his brain into a recycling bin