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Climate-Conscious Cartoonists Work Without Paper!

"I wanted to plant my own food, but I couldn't find bacon seeds!"

Water company bonus.

Endangered Species - Hardly/Slightly/Extremely.

Tomorrow's world 2165.

Warning! Stay off the biotech lawn.

"I modified the symbol for accuracy."

"Pff! That orang utan's obviously a crisis actor!"

'All our food is locally sourced.'

Walking here to the tavern allows me to decrease my carbon footprint and increase my bourbon footprint.

'It is fuel efficient, but my ego feels crunched.'

"Better imaginary than extinct."

'Another advantage is everyone will have better tans.'

"Wait a minute. Isn't tonight the water conservation rally?"

'I want you to know we're 100% sustainable now. We've phased out tarpits and switched to solar panels and double glazing!'

Despite the abundance of giant corks on the frontier, zero emission vehicles never caught on in the Old West.

Now, this is a good garden: full of weeds! The likelyhood of somebody trying to poison us here is very low...

Firewood for Sale

If Global Warming is a left wing plot...it's a very good one.

"To be environmentally responsible I'm recycling my sister's old book reports."

'And I'm pleased to report that we were able to reduce our carbon footprint...'

'I don't know... Adam's not really into organics!"

No, that's a tourist - I only eat locally grown.

"There's sewage in the rivers, there's sewage in the lakes. We'd be right at home living in the country."

Helicopter approaches oil spill with giant vinegar jar.

Unwanted Christmas Presents

"You look great! How did you lose the weight?"

"Last year his hair began to recede, then it was gone. I think it has something to do with global warming."

Going Green

Please help 4x4 to fill.

'There are whalers around here, so I try not to surface: Hence the snorkel...'

Bob tried living off the land. But the land soon got tired of Bob not pulling his weight, and kicked him out.

"He's the head of our company's energy conservation department."

You gonna finish that?

" are called 'whoosh', 'whoosh', I asked them."