Eco-friendly Jokester Gifts

"They say we're going to become a paperless society! But that's one place I don't want to find without paper!"

'Another advantage is everyone will have better tans.'

"Do you have any that are 'organic'?"

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

"I didn't see the coffee table in the middle of the room, due to my visual impairment, caused by the rubbish light emitted by the government approved 150 watt energy saving bulb in my apartment..."

Where's my global warming?

"I wouldn't take the name 'dog strangling vine' literally."

Little Farm Shop of Horrors with G.M produce turned into man eating plant

Person made from 100% recycled materials.

Oil Spill Hits Wall St.

The Joshua Tree

"I modified the symbol for accuracy."

"Pff! That orang utan's obviously a crisis actor!"

'Catching lunch again Steward?'

...and there's no shortage of natural gas!

"Your DNA test came back – you're 49% from the Amazon, 49% from the Caribbean, and 2% from some plastics plant in Texas."

Vegetarian restaurant: 'Two vegetarians please.'

We've gotten all we can with traditional drilling techniques. What do you know about fracking?

Earth-Friendly Financial Services: "Working to protect our planet by accumulating vast piles of your money."

'Gene Pool'

"I'm just planting invasive species this year. Let them kill each other."

Well, good luck evolving, son, and don't do anything I wouldn't do! You know, like destroy the planet or something.

It's not Global Warming silly: I bought a plastic plant...

"There's a nuclear waste dump with broken barrels under your garden but you won't get cancer. I'll eat you first!"

'Stand-up climatologist...'

'We'll need a different package. It deems the new preservative dissolves cardboard.'

We're cutting down on packaging...so open wide!

'I want you to know we're 100% sustainable now. We've phased out tarpits and switched to solar panels and double glazing!'

Paper, plastic, Trumpcare

Did you hear about the latest oil spill, Gloria? Let me guess

Despite the abundance of giant corks on the frontier, zero emission vehicles never caught on in the Old West.

Acmeville welcomes you to leave your carbon footprint here.

Now, this is a good garden: full of weeds! The likelyhood of somebody trying to poison us here is very low...

Trees talking, "Hey your roots are showing"

'How long have you had this feeling that you are unwanted...?'