Eco-friendly Jokester Gifts

"They say we're going to become a paperless society! But that's one place I don't want to find without paper!"

'Another advantage is everyone will have better tans.'

"Do you have any that are 'organic'?"

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

"I didn't see the coffee table in the middle of the room, due to my visual impairment, caused by the rubbish light emitted by the government approved 150 watt energy saving bulb in my apartment..."

Where's my global warming?

"I wouldn't take the name 'dog strangling vine' literally."

Little Farm Shop of Horrors with G.M produce turned into man eating plant

The Joshua Tree

Oil Spill Hits Wall St.

Person made from 100% recycled materials.

"I modified the symbol for accuracy."

'Catching lunch again Steward?'

"Pff! That orang utan's obviously a crisis actor!"

...and there's no shortage of natural gas!

Vegetarian restaurant: 'Two vegetarians please.'

"Your DNA test came back – you're 49% from the Amazon, 49% from the Caribbean, and 2% from some plastics plant in Texas."

"I'm just planting invasive species this year. Let them kill each other."

'Gene Pool'

Earth-Friendly Financial Services: "Working to protect our planet by accumulating vast piles of your money."

It's not Global Warming silly: I bought a plastic plant...

"There's a nuclear waste dump with broken barrels under your garden but you won't get cancer. I'll eat you first!"

'Stand-up climatologist...'

'I want you to know we're 100% sustainable now. We've phased out tarpits and switched to solar panels and double glazing!'

'We'll need a different package. It deems the new preservative dissolves cardboard.'

We're cutting down on packaging...so open wide!

Paper, plastic, Trumpcare

Trees talking, "Hey your roots are showing"

I have a low flow toilet ... but not by design.

"The idea is simple. You pay us money and all your sins disappear! It's just like purchasing carbon offsets."

Acmeville welcomes you to leave your carbon footprint here.

Firewood for Sale

'How long have you had this feeling that you are unwanted...?'

"This material is 80% recycled."

Now, this is a good garden: full of weeds! The likelyhood of somebody trying to poison us here is very low...