Environmental Jokester Gifts

"What are we going to do about those air pollution complaints?"

'Of course it's worth it, think of the water we're saving.'

Vegetarian restaurant: 'Two vegetarians please.'

Wind Farm

Football Recycling

'It's an extinction notice.'

"Do you think the birds like me?"

'I don't give advice. I'm only up here because it's safer.'

'...and this is the water garden...'

Watering the garden gnome

Bird feeder being used by vultures.

This is where Brent council sends you

"I modified the symbol for accuracy."

Person made from 100% recycled materials.

"This is a terrible table!"

"It's so warm that I'm laying hard boiled eggs."

"Rising sea levels."

'There! another batch of clean coal.'

"Will this global warming mean we'll have longer summer vacations?"

Perfect solution. Free street lighting, and we sell the surplus to the national grid.

You Are Here.

"Let's not migrate, and just say we did.;"

'The only problem with solar powered air conditioners is finding a long enough extension cord.'

'He's not here.He's out on a sting operation.'

"Oh goodie, pigs in a blanket."

'What we have to do is utilize some pollution control equipment in our manufacturing of pollution control equipment.'

An snail shell with a chimney

'Why are you watching TV with the lights off?'

"I'm doing my part to conserve electricity."

Global Warming.

'I worry that the warm glow from your sense of smug self-satisfaction could be harming the environment.'

'I'd heard that they like to source their food locally'

Man shouting 'timberrrr!'

'Another advantage is everyone will have better tans.'

'They can't help smelling like that -- they're biodegradable.'