Environmental Jokers Gifts

'Why are you watching TV with the lights off?'

'I don't give advice. I'm only up here because it's safer.'

'...and this is the water garden...'

"I modified the symbol for accuracy."

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"This is a terrible table!"

'Looks like the deer are moving out of these woods.'

"Rising sea levels."

'There! another batch of clean coal.'

"Will this global warming mean we'll have longer summer vacations?"

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'The only problem with solar powered air conditioners is finding a long enough extension cord.'

An snail shell with a chimney

'What we have to do is utilize some pollution control equipment in our manufacturing of pollution control equipment.'

The nuclear power plant didn't doom the Snail Darter as feared.

"With the way the weather is these days I went ahead and packed my bathing suit, sun screen and cross country skis."

"Let's not migrate, and just say we did.;"

Vegetarian restaurant: 'Two vegetarians please.'

A man squashed by a giant leaf

'I'd heard that they like to source their food locally'

'Another advantage is everyone will have better tans.'

'I worry that the warm glow from your sense of smug self-satisfaction could be harming the environment.'

'She's no ladybird Stan...' - Ladybird says 'bum...bottom.'

Just when you thought it was safe to go back into the water.

'The Cod's off, but you can have whale and chips.'

'You suck milk out of your mum? That's disgusting!'

"The bad news is climate change is for real. The good news is it will make the liberal left extinct by 2050."

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"Gee, I can even remember back to when you could eat them."

"Which one of you keeps turning the air conditioning down to 30 degrees?"

"What do you recommend for greenhouse gas?"