Environmentalist Joker Gifts

Golf on a dead planet.

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

Look! Up in the sky! It's absurd! It's inane! It's Malaprop Man! Malaprop Man, I hear you're fighting climate change now. Yes starting with solo panels, I'm reducing greenhouse guesses! I'm investing in buttery technology. I'm going to have windmeals. And of course, I've stopped drinking cola. Why is that? I'll have a smaller carbonated footprint!

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

"Technically, He's supposed to generate more energy than he uses."

Crisis Buzz.

"Yep, it says "pesticide"! Not only are they trying to kill us, they also insult us by calling us pests!"

"I modified the symbol for accuracy."

'Why are you watching TV with the lights off?'

The nuclear power plant didn't doom the Snail Darter as feared.

Vegetarian restaurant: 'Two vegetarians please.'

Cactus Huggers

'They can't help smelling like that -- they're biodegradable.'

Aa fair indication of how we're treating the environment

"As part of our environmental policy we burn compliance to heat the system."

Boss, there's no toxic waste anywhere near the café, is there? What is this, the eighties? What's next, you're going to ask me if any whales or baby seals are harmed in the production of our coffee? Are you going to ask me to sing "We are the World" with Stevie Wonder? Are you going to ask me to film a "very special episode" about the dangers of dope? People didn't just care about this stuff in the 1980s, boss. Want me to get some Krazy Glue and fix the "hole in the ozone layer"?

"I think it's a Spider Plant bite."

"Which one of you keeps turning the air conditioning down to 30 degrees?"

This Junk Mail made from 75% Recycled Other Junk Mail.

'I want you to know we're 100% sustainable now. We've phased out tarpits and switched to solar panels and double glazing!'

McDonald's Wraps Burgers in Grass Paper

Did you hear about the latest oil spill, Gloria? Let me guess

The runner ducks ate all the snails from the garden and Jack was happy but then...

'I jogged 120 miles last month and drank 3 gallons of wine. At 40 mpg, I'm doing more than my share for the energy crisis.'

'I'm helping to 'Save the Planet'... doing 'my-bit' for energy conservation!'

Trees talking, "Hey your roots are showing"

Save the Whale.

"To be environmentally responsible I'm recycling my sister's old book reports."

"Wait - use a knife. It's greener."

'And I'm pleased to report that we were able to reduce our carbon footprint...'

'Of course it's worth it, think of the water we're saving.'

Pinocchio's Wish

'If global warming means less migrating, I'm all for it.'

Wind Farm

STOP GLOBAL WARMING!, 'Let's call it a day before we get frostbite.'