Environmentalist Joker Gifts

Golf on a dead planet.

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

"Technically, He's supposed to generate more energy than he uses."

Crisis Buzz.

"Yep, it says "pesticide"! Not only are they trying to kill us, they also insult us by calling us pests!"

"I modified the symbol for accuracy."

The nuclear power plant didn't doom the Snail Darter as feared.

'Why are you watching TV with the lights off?'

Vegetarian restaurant: 'Two vegetarians please.'

Cactus Huggers

'They can't help smelling like that -- they're biodegradable.'

This Junk Mail made from 75% Recycled Other Junk Mail.

"As part of our environmental policy we burn compliance to heat the system."

"Which one of you keeps turning the air conditioning down to 30 degrees?"

Aa fair indication of how we're treating the environment

"I think it's a Spider Plant bite."

'I want you to know we're 100% sustainable now. We've phased out tarpits and switched to solar panels and double glazing!'

Trees talking, "Hey your roots are showing"

The runner ducks ate all the snails from the garden and Jack was happy but then...

Save the Whale.

'I'm helping to 'Save the Planet'... doing 'my-bit' for energy conservation!'

'I jogged 120 miles last month and drank 3 gallons of wine. At 40 mpg, I'm doing more than my share for the energy crisis.'

"To be environmentally responsible I'm recycling my sister's old book reports."

"Wait - use a knife. It's greener."

'And I'm pleased to report that we were able to reduce our carbon footprint...'

'Of course it's worth it, think of the water we're saving.'

STOP GLOBAL WARMING!, 'Let's call it a day before we get frostbite.'

Wind Farm

"Welcome to New Jersey, the 'What is that smell?' state."

"Billy's been especially bad. Give him an extra dry one."