Green Energy Joker Gifts

"As part of our environmental policy we burn compliance to heat the system."

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

Early photobombing

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

'...a variety of local wildlife very close to the campsite.'

Crisis Buzz.

Revenge had come.

Nuclear energy.

'I sense you're in the market for a Hybrid.'

"Yep, it says "pesticide"! Not only are they trying to kill us, they also insult us by calling us pests!"

'... so I decided to make us all fabulous new outfits from the Guardian environment supplement!'

'Looks like a perfectly healthy limb to me.'

"Hi! Boris Johnson speaking."

"You're not helping the methane problem, you know."

A brilliant scientist, yet for some reason, Bert had never attended a carbon footprint conference...?

'Must be Pandora's.'

The nuclear power plant didn't doom the Snail Darter as feared.

"I'm a plant worker."

Thanks to a generous grant from the oil companies, scientists discover the real reason glaciers are melting.

'Why are you watching TV with the lights off?'

'This should shake things up -- I've just found conclusive evidence that global warming is caused by whales!'

''Dogs gotta fly, birds gotta sing' isn't the way the old tune goes, Ben!'

Owl seeing how many times it can twist it's head around - "...14, 15, 16, there goes the record."

"I'm going off the grid with the option of grid-binging whenever I want."

'I've seen one of these before; it's called a cemetery.'

'Found the problem with the solar panels.'

Alternative Energy: Another Option. Upon contacting their antimatter opposites, attorneys will annihilate each other releasing massive amounts of energy.

'They can't help smelling like that -- they're biodegradable.'

"I think it's a Spider Plant bite."

Leave Only Footprints, Take Only Photos.

This Junk Mail made from 75% Recycled Other Junk Mail.

New windmills to fight?