Green Energy Jokester Gifts

'I bought this energy saving bulb in your shop, but it doesn't work.'

"Do you think the birds like me?"

"I modified the symbol for accuracy."

Person made from 100% recycled materials.

Bird feeder being used by vultures.

"It's so warm that I'm laying hard boiled eggs."

Vegetarian restaurant: 'Two vegetarians please.'

'It's not you...it's your carbon footprint!'

'He's not here.He's out on a sting operation.'

Man shouting 'timberrrr!'

'Another advantage is everyone will have better tans.'

Unfortunately what happens in the cow's digestional tract doesn't stay in the cow's digestional tract!

"As part of our environmental policy we burn compliance to heat the system."

'I want you to know we're 100% sustainable now. We've phased out tarpits and switched to solar panels and double glazing!'

'We'll need a different package. It deems the new preservative dissolves cardboard.'

"This material is 80% recycled."

'Figured out how to steal electricity yet?'

"Boy oh boy, how will you ever be able to pay your energy bills?"

'Fred, you're not getting taller, just fatter.'

Trees talking, "Hey your roots are showing"

Skunk.'Watch it! He's getting ready to spray'

'It's an unsual way to fish I agree, but I've seen humans doing it...'

'And I'm pleased to report that we were able to reduce our carbon footprint...'

'Of course it's worth it, think of the water we're saving.'

'I infected his computer with a nasty virus. That should keep him busy until hunting season is over.'

'Exercise isn't supposed to be energy efficient!'

Nuclear power plant.

"Welcome to New Jersey, the 'What is that smell?' state."

Spiro & Pusho and the toilet cabin on the rock.

Wind Farm

Pinocchio's Wish

"What are we going to do about those air pollution complaints?"

Going Green

'We can't wait to get into a bed with you lot!'