Green Energy Joker T-Shirts

"As part of our environmental policy we burn compliance to heat the system."

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

Early photobombing

Look! Up in the sky! It's absurd! It's inane! It's Malaprop Man! Malaprop Man, I hear you're fighting climate change now. Yes starting with solo panels, I'm reducing greenhouse guesses! I'm investing in buttery technology. I'm going to have windmeals. And of course, I've stopped drinking cola. Why is that? I'll have a smaller carbonated footprint!

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

'...a variety of local wildlife very close to the campsite.'

Crisis Buzz.

Revenge had come.

Nuclear energy.

"Yep, it says "pesticide"! Not only are they trying to kill us, they also insult us by calling us pests!"

'I sense you're in the market for a Hybrid.'

'... so I decided to make us all fabulous new outfits from the Guardian environment supplement!'

'Looks like a perfectly healthy limb to me.'

"You're not helping the methane problem, you know."

"Hi! Boris Johnson speaking."

A brilliant scientist, yet for some reason, Bert had never attended a carbon footprint conference...?

Agriculture Research Lab. I've come up with an onion that can be made into fuel ... I call it the "gas leek"!

The nuclear power plant didn't doom the Snail Darter as feared.

Thanks to a generous grant from the oil companies, scientists discover the real reason glaciers are melting.

Owl seeing how many times it can twist it's head around - "...14, 15, 16, there goes the record."

'Must be Pandora's.'

'This should shake things up -- I've just found conclusive evidence that global warming is caused by whales!'

"I'm a plant worker."

'Why are you watching TV with the lights off?'

''Dogs gotta fly, birds gotta sing' isn't the way the old tune goes, Ben!'

Bigfoot's outhouse

"I'm going off the grid with the option of grid-binging whenever I want."

Leave Only Footprints, Take Only Photos.

This Junk Mail made from 75% Recycled Other Junk Mail.

'Found the problem with the solar panels.'

'I've seen one of these before; it's called a cemetery.'

Alternative Energy: Another Option. Upon contacting their antimatter opposites, attorneys will annihilate each other releasing massive amounts of energy.

'They can't help smelling like that -- they're biodegradable.'

"I think it's a Spider Plant bite."

Boss, there's no toxic waste anywhere near the café, is there? What is this, the eighties? What's next, you're going to ask me if any whales or baby seals are harmed in the production of our coffee? Are you going to ask me to sing "We are the World" with Stevie Wonder? Are you going to ask me to film a "very special episode" about the dangers of dope? People didn't just care about this stuff in the 1980s, boss. Want me to get some Krazy Glue and fix the "hole in the ozone layer"?