Environmental Joker T-Shirts

The nuclear power plant didn't doom the Snail Darter as feared.

Recycling banks read Paper, Rock, Scissors.

Fungus Fish-Foods.

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

Early photobombing

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

'...a variety of local wildlife very close to the campsite.'

Crisis Buzz.

Revenge had come.

"Yep, it says "pesticide"! Not only are they trying to kill us, they also insult us by calling us pests!"

Person made from 100% recycled materials.

'... so I decided to make us all fabulous new outfits from the Guardian environment supplement!'

'Looks like a perfectly healthy limb to me.'

"You're not helping the methane problem, you know."

'This should shake things up -- I've just found conclusive evidence that global warming is caused by whales!'

Vegetarian restaurant: 'Two vegetarians please.'

Thanks to a generous grant from the oil companies, scientists discover the real reason glaciers are melting.

'Why are you watching TV with the lights off?'

Owl seeing how many times it can twist it's head around - "...14, 15, 16, there goes the record."

''Dogs gotta fly, birds gotta sing' isn't the way the old tune goes, Ben!'

'Another advantage is everyone will have better tans.'

"As part of our environmental policy we burn compliance to heat the system."

"I think it's a Spider Plant bite."

"Which one of you keeps turning the air conditioning down to 30 degrees?"

This Junk Mail made from 75% Recycled Other Junk Mail.

'They can't help smelling like that -- they're biodegradable.'

Tonight's topic: Global warming.

Leave Only Footprints, Take Only Photos.

'Nobody said anything about a bagpipe ban.'

"This material is 80% recycled."

'I'm helping to 'Save the Planet'... doing 'my-bit' for energy conservation!'

'I jogged 120 miles last month and drank 3 gallons of wine. At 40 mpg, I'm doing more than my share for the energy crisis.'

Fisherman with fish on face: 'Yep, they're biting.'

The runner ducks ate all the snails from the garden and Jack was happy but then...

Trees talking, "Hey your roots are showing"