Environmental Joker Pillows

Boss, there's no toxic waste anywhere near the café, is there? What is this, the eighties? What's next, you're going to ask me if any whales or baby seals are harmed in the production of our coffee? Are you going to ask me to sing "We are the World" with Stevie Wonder? Are you going to ask me to film a "very special episode" about the dangers of dope? People didn't just care about this stuff in the 1980s, boss. Want me to get some Krazy Glue and fix the "hole in the ozone layer"?

The nuclear power plant didn't doom the Snail Darter as feared.

Recycling banks read Paper, Rock, Scissors.

Fungus Fish-Foods.

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

Early photobombing

Look! Up in the sky! It's absurd! It's inane! It's Malaprop Man! Malaprop Man, I hear you're fighting climate change now. Yes starting with solo panels, I'm reducing greenhouse guesses! I'm investing in buttery technology. I'm going to have windmeals. And of course, I've stopped drinking cola. Why is that? I'll have a smaller carbonated footprint!

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

'...a variety of local wildlife very close to the campsite.'

Crisis Buzz.

Revenge had come.

"Yep, it says "pesticide"! Not only are they trying to kill us, they also insult us by calling us pests!"

Person made from 100% recycled materials.

'... so I decided to make us all fabulous new outfits from the Guardian environment supplement!'

'Looks like a perfectly healthy limb to me.'

"You're not helping the methane problem, you know."

'This should shake things up -- I've just found conclusive evidence that global warming is caused by whales!'

Vegetarian restaurant: 'Two vegetarians please.'

''Dogs gotta fly, birds gotta sing' isn't the way the old tune goes, Ben!'

Bigfoot's outhouse

Owl seeing how many times it can twist it's head around - "...14, 15, 16, there goes the record."

'Why are you watching TV with the lights off?'

Thanks to a generous grant from the oil companies, scientists discover the real reason glaciers are melting.

'Another advantage is everyone will have better tans.'

'They can't help smelling like that -- they're biodegradable.'

Tonight's topic: Global warming.

This Junk Mail made from 75% Recycled Other Junk Mail.

"Which one of you keeps turning the air conditioning down to 30 degrees?"

"I think it's a Spider Plant bite."

Leave Only Footprints, Take Only Photos.

"As part of our environmental policy we burn compliance to heat the system."

'Nobody said anything about a bagpipe ban.'

'I'm helping to 'Save the Planet'... doing 'my-bit' for energy conservation!'

"This material is 80% recycled."

Did you hear about the latest oil spill, Gloria? Let me guess