Environmental Jokers Pillows

'Why are you watching TV with the lights off?'

Look! Up in the sky! It's absurd! It's inane! It's Malaprop Man! Malaprop Man, I hear you're fighting climate change now. Yes starting with solo panels, I'm reducing greenhouse guesses! I'm investing in buttery technology. I'm going to have windmeals. And of course, I've stopped drinking cola. Why is that? I'll have a smaller carbonated footprint!

'I don't give advice. I'm only up here because it's safer.'

'...and this is the water garden...'

"I modified the symbol for accuracy."

Person made from 100% recycled materials.

"This is a terrible table!"

'It's self cleaning, and runs on natural gas.'

'Looks like the deer are moving out of these woods.'

"Rising sea levels."

'There! another batch of clean coal.'

"Will this global warming mean we'll have longer summer vacations?"

Perfect solution. Free street lighting, and we sell the surplus to the national grid.

You Are Here.

An snail shell with a chimney

A man squashed by a giant leaf

"Let's not migrate, and just say we did.;"

Vegetarian restaurant: 'Two vegetarians please.'

'The only problem with solar powered air conditioners is finding a long enough extension cord.'

'What we have to do is utilize some pollution control equipment in our manufacturing of pollution control equipment.'

The nuclear power plant didn't doom the Snail Darter as feared.

Just think! If the mall goes bust, what happens to all that paved-over land? Save our mall. We could roll up the asphalt and start a huge nature preserve. What about current wildlife? Hmm�You're right. I don't think the endangered species act covers mall rats.

"With the way the weather is these days I went ahead and packed my bathing suit, sun screen and cross country skis."

'Another advantage is everyone will have better tans.'

'I worry that the warm glow from your sense of smug self-satisfaction could be harming the environment.'

'I'd heard that they like to source their food locally'

'The Cod's off, but you can have whale and chips.'

Just when you thought it was safe to go back into the water.

This Junk Mail made from 75% Recycled Other Junk Mail.

'You suck milk out of your mum? That's disgusting!'

"Which one of you keeps turning the air conditioning down to 30 degrees?"

'She's no ladybird Stan...' - Ladybird says 'bum...bottom.'

"Gee, I can even remember back to when you could eat them."

"The bad news is climate change is for real. The good news is it will make the liberal left extinct by 2050."

Boss, there's no toxic waste anywhere near the café, is there? What is this, the eighties? What's next, you're going to ask me if any whales or baby seals are harmed in the production of our coffee? Are you going to ask me to sing "We are the World" with Stevie Wonder? Are you going to ask me to film a "very special episode" about the dangers of dope? People didn't just care about this stuff in the 1980s, boss. Want me to get some Krazy Glue and fix the "hole in the ozone layer"?