Environmentalist Jokester Pillows

Pinocchio's Wish

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

'It's an extinction notice.'

'I got tired of wet feet all the time.'

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

How life on Earth really got its start.

"We're standing in forever chemicals."

'I don't give advice. I'm only up here because it's safer.'

"The Nominees"

Recycling bottle bank.

Vulture proclaims its love for highways.

'...and this is the water garden...'

"Technically, He's supposed to generate more energy than he uses."

"We have to get out of here! They're saying boil ALL water!"

"I pose as a concerned citizen, but honestly I wouldn't miss the golden marmoset if it did become extinct."

Have our P.R. people do a report on the beneficial effects of cyanide on river life.

Another hot flash?

This is where Brent council sends you

"I modified the symbol for accuracy."

'My father carried this sign before me, as did his father before him.'

'It's self cleaning, and runs on natural gas.'

"This is a terrible table!"

"Venice! What will climate change think of next?"

Granny's 100% All Natural Radioactive Waste

"Rising sea levels."

"There - now we're environmentally responsible."

"It's so warm that I'm laying hard boiled eggs."

New uses for excess coal

'There! another batch of clean coal.'

"Will this global warming mean we'll have longer summer vacations?"

Perfect solution. Free street lighting, and we sell the surplus to the national grid.

You Are Here.

'What we have to do is utilize some pollution control equipment in our manufacturing of pollution control equipment.'

An snail shell with a chimney

"Now we know what happens when we overachieve the climate goals."