Environmentalist Jokester Mugs

Pinocchio's Wish

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

'It's an extinction notice.'

'I got tired of wet feet all the time.'

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

How life on Earth really got its start.

"We're standing in forever chemicals."

"The Nominees"

Recycling bottle bank.

'I don't give advice. I'm only up here because it's safer.'

Vulture proclaims its love for highways.

'...and this is the water garden...'

"Technically, He's supposed to generate more energy than he uses."

"We have to get out of here! They're saying boil ALL water!"

"I pose as a concerned citizen, but honestly I wouldn't miss the golden marmoset if it did become extinct."

Have our P.R. people do a report on the beneficial effects of cyanide on river life.

"I modified the symbol for accuracy."

This is where Brent council sends you

'My father carried this sign before me, as did his father before him.'

"This is a terrible table!"

"There - now we're environmentally responsible."

"Rising sea levels."

"Venice! What will climate change think of next?"

New uses for excess coal

Granny's 100% All Natural Radioactive Waste

"It's so warm that I'm laying hard boiled eggs."

'There! another batch of clean coal.'

"Will this global warming mean we'll have longer summer vacations?"

You Are Here.

Perfect solution. Free street lighting, and we sell the surplus to the national grid.

"Let's not migrate, and just say we did.;"

"No, I don't recycle."

'The only problem with solar powered air conditioners is finding a long enough extension cord.'

"Now we know what happens when we overachieve the climate goals."