Humorous Environmentalist Mugs

'Ted, I don't think that's how they want our trash separated.'

Cactus Huggers

Recycling bottle bank.

'It's a shame that valuable water gets wasted to wash cars or to take showers. It should be used responsible and for useful purposes only - for example to make whiskey.'

'It's an extinction notice.'

'I got tired of wet feet all the time.'

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

Winter Weather.

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

"I didn't see the coffee table in the middle of the room, due to my visual impairment, caused by the rubbish light emitted by the government approved 150 watt energy saving bulb in my apartment..."

'I don't give advice. I'm only up here because it's safer.'

'...and this is the water garden...'

"If there is a heaven, why do we end up as fossil fuel?"

"Technically, He's supposed to generate more energy than he uses."

"I wouldn't take the name 'dog strangling vine' literally."

"Brilliant! And then all they have to do is stop them flying at night."

Trump to Build Wall

This is where Brent council sends you

Oil Spill Hits Wall St.

"This is a terrible table!"

'I'd say that our transport policy couldn't get any greener'

"Rising sea levels."

'Apparently you haven't heard, Hawkins, about things going paperless!'

'There! another batch of clean coal.'

"Will this global warming mean we'll have longer summer vacations?"

This Bus Runs on Punditry

Perfect solution. Free street lighting, and we sell the surplus to the national grid.

You Are Here.

'What we have to do is utilize some pollution control equipment in our manufacturing of pollution control equipment.'

Now do you believe in global warming?!

"Hide? What do you mean hide? We are literally camouflage and they still eat us!"

World of Cow - Goldfish aren't the only ones to grow into their environments.

'The only problem with solar powered air conditioners is finding a long enough extension cord.'

"No, I don't recycle."