Humorist In Environmental Issues Mugs

'They laughed when I told them I wanted to be a pole-squatter. . . they're not laughing now.'

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

'It's an extinction notice.'

'I got tired of wet feet all the time.'

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

How life on Earth really got its start.

Winter Weather.

"We're standing in forever chemicals."

'I don't give advice. I'm only up here because it's safer.'

"The Nominees"

Recycling bottle bank.

The new green legislature requires methane mitigation.

"I didn't see the coffee table in the middle of the room, due to my visual impairment, caused by the rubbish light emitted by the government approved 150 watt energy saving bulb in my apartment..."

Vulture proclaims its love for highways.

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

'...and this is the water garden...'

"We have to get out of here! They're saying boil ALL water!"

"Technically, He's supposed to generate more energy than he uses."

"I pose as a concerned citizen, but honestly I wouldn't miss the golden marmoset if it did become extinct."

"If there is a heaven, why do we end up as fossil fuel?"

"I wouldn't take the name 'dog strangling vine' literally."

Have our P.R. people do a report on the beneficial effects of cyanide on river life.

Trump to Build Wall

This is where Brent council sends you

"Brilliant! And then all they have to do is stop them flying at night."

Oil Spill Hits Wall St.

'My father carried this sign before me, as did his father before him.'

"This is a terrible table!"

"Rising sea levels."

"Venice! What will climate change think of next?"

Granny's 100% All Natural Radioactive Waste

'Apparently you haven't heard, Hawkins, about things going paperless!'

New uses for excess coal

"There - now we're environmentally responsible."