Environmentalist Chuckler Mugs

'When are you going to get rid of that gas guzzler!'

'It's an extinction notice.'

'I got tired of wet feet all the time.'

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

Winter Weather.

'I don't give advice. I'm only up here because it's safer.'

Recycling bottle bank.

'...and this is the water garden...'

"Technically, He's supposed to generate more energy than he uses."

"If there is a heaven, why do we end up as fossil fuel?"

'I was hoping traffic would ease up after the polar ice cap melted.'

Trump to Build Wall

"If global warming is a left wing plot... it's a very good one."

This is where Brent council sends you

"This is a terrible table!"

'It's self cleaning, and runs on natural gas.'

Tree funeral.

Nobody noticed when poor Farmer Jack froze to death in the snow at the front of his farm.

"You're not helping the methane problem, you know."

'Apparently you haven't heard, Hawkins, about things going paperless!'

"Rising sea levels."

'There! another batch of clean coal.'

"Will this global warming mean we'll have longer summer vacations?"

You Are Here.

Perfect solution. Free street lighting, and we sell the surplus to the national grid.

Vegetarian restaurant: 'Two vegetarians please.'

Food Chain Gang

An snail shell with a chimney

"No, I don't recycle."

"Let's not migrate, and just say we did.;"

"I'm doing my part to conserve electricity."

'What we have to do is utilize some pollution control equipment in our manufacturing of pollution control equipment.'

Just think! If the mall goes bust, what happens to all that paved-over land? Save our mall. We could roll up the asphalt and start a huge nature preserve. What about current wildlife? Hmm�You're right. I don't think the endangered species act covers mall rats.

Now do you believe in global warming?!

'The only problem with solar powered air conditioners is finding a long enough extension cord.'