Environmentalist Chuckler Gifts

'When are you going to get rid of that gas guzzler!'

'It's an extinction notice.'

'I got tired of wet feet all the time.'

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

Winter Weather.

'I don't give advice. I'm only up here because it's safer.'

Recycling bottle bank.

'...and this is the water garden...'

"Technically, He's supposed to generate more energy than he uses."

"If there is a heaven, why do we end up as fossil fuel?"

'I was hoping traffic would ease up after the polar ice cap melted.'

This is where Brent council sends you

"If global warming is a left wing plot... it's a very good one."

Trump to Build Wall

"This is a terrible table!"

Tree funeral.

"You're not helping the methane problem, you know."

Nobody noticed when poor Farmer Jack froze to death in the snow at the front of his farm.

'Apparently you haven't heard, Hawkins, about things going paperless!'

"Rising sea levels."

'There! another batch of clean coal.'

"Will this global warming mean we'll have longer summer vacations?"

You Are Here.

Perfect solution. Free street lighting, and we sell the surplus to the national grid.

Cactus Huggers

World of Cow - Goldfish aren't the only ones to grow into their environments.

'What we have to do is utilize some pollution control equipment in our manufacturing of pollution control equipment.'

"I'm doing my part to conserve electricity."

'The only problem with solar powered air conditioners is finding a long enough extension cord.'

An snail shell with a chimney

Vegetarian restaurant: 'Two vegetarians please.'

Now do you believe in global warming?!

"No, I don't recycle."

"Let's not migrate, and just say we did.;"