Environmental Activist Giggler Gifts

Endangered Species

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

'It runs on batteries. I'm trying to become more green.'

"I modified the symbol for accuracy."

"Every year I lobby for a tax on penguins, seals and polar bears and every year NOTHING!"

'All our food is locally sourced.'

Enraged by Wikileaks reports of CIA domestic surveillance via home electronics, Della Dinkerbonker fights back.

"Nice tree! Did you chew that one down yourself?"

"Why the torch?" "It's the solar power for the bus stop!"

'The salad is that expensive because we had to find a new place for the snails and worms.'

Heinrich Boll.

Aa fair indication of how we're treating the environment

Picnic blankets with pop up trees.

"And that's why I don't have a steaming pile of s**t in my back yard."

'I want you to know we're 100% sustainable now. We've phased out tarpits and switched to solar panels and double glazing!'

'The chicken manure didn't work out, so now Luftkopf is working on an automobile engine that runs on earwax.'

"This material is 80% recycled."

Door to Door Campaigning

"Well that's a bit bloody inconvenient!"

Your ad here

"Wait - use a knife. It's greener."

'And I'm pleased to report that we were able to reduce our carbon footprint...'

Capitalist tree hugger

Grand Canyon...Not-so-grand canyon landfill.

Pinocchio's Wish

"Let's play David and Goliath. You'll be David and I'll be the ACLU."

"Run for your lives! The sea level is rising at the rate of about 1 foot per century!"

"I wish he'd actually play with his toy hospital, rather than just making strike placards."

Look out! Daisy's done a flaoter!

"The floor is lava, and without intervention the entire house will be lava by 2050."

'No more widening of M25.'

"You mean that bag of colonial wealth that belongs here anyway?"

New Niche Markets.