Playful Environmentalist Gifts

"Why the torch?" "It's the solar power for the bus stop!"

Picnic blankets with pop up trees.

'It's an extinction notice.'

Selfie Stick

Winter Weather.

Recycling bottle bank.

"I didn't see the coffee table in the middle of the room, due to my visual impairment, caused by the rubbish light emitted by the government approved 150 watt energy saving bulb in my apartment..."

"If there is a heaven, why do we end up as fossil fuel?"

"I wouldn't take the name 'dog strangling vine' literally."

Little Farm Shop of Horrors with G.M produce turned into man eating plant

Trump to Build Wall

Oil Spill Hits Wall St.

This is where Brent council sends you

Have food. Need toilet paper

'Of course, I buy only organic foods... I like to be environmentally friendly.'

'Apparently you haven't heard, Hawkins, about things going paperless!'

"I'm doing my part to conserve electricity."

"Your DNA test came back – you're 49% from the Amazon, 49% from the Caribbean, and 2% from some plastics plant in Texas."

Cactus Huggers

'It's a shame that valuable water gets wasted to wash cars or to take showers. It should be used responsible and for useful purposes only - for example to make whiskey.'

Food Chain Gang

Global Warming.

Earth-Friendly Financial Services: "Working to protect our planet by accumulating vast piles of your money."

Sign - Do not feed the bears. Bear - 'Those signs have caused a substantial reduction in weight, a lowering of blood pressure and a significant drop in cholesterol...'

'Gene Pool'

Cutting Down Trees to Build the Ark

"And that's why I don't have a steaming pile of s**t in my back yard."

"They're nice, but not as efficient as my coal-powered chimes."

'They can't help smelling like that -- they're biodegradable.'

"What a gloriously sunny day...! I must get in the garden and burn something..."

"There's a nuclear waste dump with broken barrels under your garden but you won't get cancer. I'll eat you first!"

'The Mayor is going to be thrilled -- I found a way to fill potholes with toxic waste!'

Vulture proclaims its love for highways; black and white version