Playful Environmentalist Pillows

"Why the torch?" "It's the solar power for the bus stop!"

Picnic blankets with pop up trees.

'It's an extinction notice.'

Selfie Stick

Look! Up in the sky! It's absurd! It's inane! It's Malaprop Man! Malaprop Man, I hear you're fighting climate change now. Yes starting with solo panels, I'm reducing greenhouse guesses! I'm investing in buttery technology. I'm going to have windmeals. And of course, I've stopped drinking cola. Why is that? I'll have a smaller carbonated footprint!

Winter Weather.

Recycling bottle bank.

"I didn't see the coffee table in the middle of the room, due to my visual impairment, caused by the rubbish light emitted by the government approved 150 watt energy saving bulb in my apartment..."

"If there is a heaven, why do we end up as fossil fuel?"

"I wouldn't take the name 'dog strangling vine' literally."

Little Farm Shop of Horrors with G.M produce turned into man eating plant

This is where Brent council sends you

Have food. Need toilet paper

Trump to Build Wall

Oil Spill Hits Wall St.

'Of course, I buy only organic foods... I like to be environmentally friendly.'

'Apparently you haven't heard, Hawkins, about things going paperless!'

Cactus Huggers

'It's a shame that valuable water gets wasted to wash cars or to take showers. It should be used responsible and for useful purposes only - for example to make whiskey.'

"Your DNA test came back – you're 49% from the Amazon, 49% from the Caribbean, and 2% from some plastics plant in Texas."

Food Chain Gang

It's a recording contract from the whale's agent.

"I'm doing my part to conserve electricity."

We've gotten all we can with traditional drilling techniques. What do you know about fracking?

Global Warming.

Earth-Friendly Financial Services: "Working to protect our planet by accumulating vast piles of your money."

Sign - Do not feed the bears. Bear - 'Those signs have caused a substantial reduction in weight, a lowering of blood pressure and a significant drop in cholesterol...'

'Gene Pool'

'And just what studies show that losing weight causes global warming?'

Well, good luck evolving, son, and don't do anything I wouldn't do! You know, like destroy the planet or something.

"They're nice, but not as efficient as my coal-powered chimes."

'They can't help smelling like that -- they're biodegradable.'

"There's a nuclear waste dump with broken barrels under your garden but you won't get cancer. I'll eat you first!"

Vulture proclaims its love for highways; black and white version

"And that's why I don't have a steaming pile of s**t in my back yard."