Fun-loving Environmentalist Pillows

'Of course, I buy only organic foods... I like to be environmentally friendly.'

'Come on, dad - energy efficient is the new couch potato.'

Packaging Russian Dolls

'It's an extinction notice.'

Look! Up in the sky! It's absurd! It's inane! It's Malaprop Man! Malaprop Man, I hear you're fighting climate change now. Yes starting with solo panels, I'm reducing greenhouse guesses! I'm investing in buttery technology. I'm going to have windmeals. And of course, I've stopped drinking cola. Why is that? I'll have a smaller carbonated footprint!

Selfie Stick

Winter Weather.

Recycling bottle bank.

"Earthworms are good guys, and birds are good guys—that's just life, honey."

"If there is a heaven, why do we end up as fossil fuel?"

Lesser Known Active Volcanoes.

This is where Brent council sends you

Trump to Build Wall

'...the downside, of course, is that I can't get the damn thing in the garage.'

'Apparently you haven't heard, Hawkins, about things going paperless!'

"How dare you not salute the goddess? You'll burn at the stake for this, damn heretic!"

Food Chain Gang

Cactus Huggers

This summer, Mother Nature goes nuts.

'It's a shame that valuable water gets wasted to wash cars or to take showers. It should be used responsible and for useful purposes only - for example to make whiskey.'

"I'm doing my part to conserve electricity."

"Why the torch?" "It's the solar power for the bus stop!"

Global Warming.

Sign - Do not feed the bears. Bear - 'Those signs have caused a substantial reduction in weight, a lowering of blood pressure and a significant drop in cholesterol...'

'They can't help smelling like that -- they're biodegradable.'

'And just what studies show that losing weight causes global warming?'

Picnic blankets with pop up trees.

'Bring out your biodegradeables.'

Cutting Down Trees to Build the Ark

Moose is an environmental nightmare, Nana. I beg your pardon? The beef and cereal in his chow is worth 10,000 SUV miles. But consider his offsets. He cleans my floor with natural solvents. I don't need a power-sucking burglar alarm. He listens to all my problems, free of charge. And he saves me from having to join a gym. SO ... I am not ... reducing my canine footprint.

"The good news is we're going paperless. The bad news is it's the employee's bathrooms."

'The Mayor is going to be thrilled -- I found a way to fill potholes with toxic waste!'

Vulture proclaims its love for highways; black and white version

"And that's why I don't have a steaming pile of s**t in my back yard."

"They're nice, but not as efficient as my coal-powered chimes."