Light-hearted Environmentalist Pillows

"Sure, we recycle junk mail - we shove it straight into the neighbour's mail box."

"And our top of the range model is uniquely fuelled by hydro electricity sourced from the clearest glacier melt water filtered through recycled muslin face masks."

Packaging Russian Dolls

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

Queen of Upcycling!

Look! Up in the sky! It's absurd! It's inane! It's Malaprop Man! Malaprop Man, I hear you're fighting climate change now. Yes starting with solo panels, I'm reducing greenhouse guesses! I'm investing in buttery technology. I'm going to have windmeals. And of course, I've stopped drinking cola. Why is that? I'll have a smaller carbonated footprint!

'I'm from P.E.T.A.. Are you the one who called about animal-rights abuses?'

Winter Weather.

Recycling bottle bank.

The unforgiving tree

Bug reading book has antennae that are lights.

"I'm glad I don't have to put gas in it. the downside is that it takes a lot of time to put 3,000 AA batteries in it."

"If there is a heaven, why do we end up as fossil fuel?"

"Dad, your basement is flooded with over ten inches of left-wing hoax."

'A globe warming party?...Guys, you shouldn't have!'

Have food. Need toilet paper

Trump to Build Wall

'Of course, I buy only organic foods... I like to be environmentally friendly.'

'Apparently you haven't heard, Hawkins, about things going paperless!'

"How dare you not salute the goddess? You'll burn at the stake for this, damn heretic!"

'Don't worry, it's a whale-watching boat, not a whaling-ship ahead...'

'It's a shame that valuable water gets wasted to wash cars or to take showers. It should be used responsible and for useful purposes only - for example to make whiskey.'

Bio. Your paper on photosynthesis is due Wednesday. English. The quiz on Thoreau's nature writing is on Wednesday. History. Read the chapter on how frontier expansion affected the environment for Wednesday. Teachers have totally polluted Earth Day.

'Just knock over a couple of garbage cans, and bring us whatever you find.'

It's a recording contract from the whale's agent.

Food Chain Gang

Cactus Huggers

"Why the torch?" "It's the solar power for the bus stop!"

Sign - Do not feed the bears. Bear - 'Those signs have caused a substantial reduction in weight, a lowering of blood pressure and a significant drop in cholesterol...'

'Another advantage is everyone will have better tans.'

World water shortage

"What a gloriously sunny day...! I must get in the garden and burn something..."

Vulture proclaims its love for highways; black and white version

When I'm dead, I want to be composted!

The Little 3-D Printer that Could.