Eco-warrior With A Sense Of Humor Pillows

"I love these environmentally conscious e-scooter drivers! They paid for my new suv!"

'Basically it's a pushable boulder. Comes in 3 sizes - guaranteed to cut down your heat loss.'

'First the good news, Hairston. This year our layoff notices are printed on 100 recycled paper.'

Packaging Russian Dolls

'As part of our new 'Environment' policy we're burning all the complaints to heat the wards.'

Old woman putting cats in a 'Recycled litter' bin

"We've come a long way since the me-and-now society."

Pornography recycling bin with face.

Texas - Home of Organic Free-Range Gas!

"I brought my own bag."

"The good news is we're going paperless. The bad news is it's the employee's bathrooms."

Ideas Ahead of their Time

"It's called 'semelparity' darling. The salmon spawn then die, so we just need to wait at the spawning grounds to get an easy feed. It's all about sustainability."

Winter Weather.

Recycling bottle bank.

"If there is a heaven, why do we end up as fossil fuel?"

"Technically, He's supposed to generate more energy than he uses."

"He's a keen conservationist - especially where energy and water are concerned."

Trump to Build Wall

'Of course, I buy only organic foods... I like to be environmentally friendly.'

'Apparently you haven't heard, Hawkins, about things going paperless!'

Food Chain Gang

Cactus Huggers

Sign - Do not feed the bears. Bear - 'Those signs have caused a substantial reduction in weight, a lowering of blood pressure and a significant drop in cholesterol...'

'The salad is that expensive because we had to find a new place for the snails and worms.'

Climate-Conscious Cartoonists Work Without Paper!

'And just what studies show that losing weight causes global warming?'

'I'm afraid CO2 emissions are prohibited.'

Vulture proclaims its love for highways; black and white version

Aa fair indication of how we're treating the environment

'The Mayor is going to be thrilled -- I found a way to fill potholes with toxic waste!'

Cutting Down Trees to Build the Ark

"They're nice, but not as efficient as my coal-powered chimes."

"As part of our environmental policy we burn compliance to heat the system."

'If environmentalism grows any more powerful, I'll have to rail against it too.'