Eco-warrior With A Sense Of Humor T-Shirts

"I love these environmentally conscious e-scooter drivers! They paid for my new suv!"

'Basically it's a pushable boulder. Comes in 3 sizes - guaranteed to cut down your heat loss.'

'First the good news, Hairston. This year our layoff notices are printed on 100 recycled paper.'

Packaging Russian Dolls

'As part of our new 'Environment' policy we're burning all the complaints to heat the wards.'

Old woman putting cats in a 'Recycled litter' bin

"We've come a long way since the me-and-now society."

Pornography recycling bin with face.

Texas - Home of Organic Free-Range Gas!

"I brought my own bag."

"The good news is we're going paperless. The bad news is it's the employee's bathrooms."

"It's called 'semelparity' darling. The salmon spawn then die, so we just need to wait at the spawning grounds to get an easy feed. It's all about sustainability."

Ideas Ahead of their Time

Who should be the next eco-club president? The most vegan? The most carbon neutral? The most into solar? Eco-club. But we need someone who will attract kids to the environmental cause. Then it's obvious. The most popular. Or most athletic!

Winter Weather.

Recycling bottle bank.

"Technically, He's supposed to generate more energy than he uses."

"If there is a heaven, why do we end up as fossil fuel?"

"He's a keen conservationist - especially where energy and water are concerned."

Trump to Build Wall

'Of course, I buy only organic foods... I like to be environmentally friendly.'

'Apparently you haven't heard, Hawkins, about things going paperless!'

Cactus Huggers

Food Chain Gang

'The salad is that expensive because we had to find a new place for the snails and worms.'

Sign - Do not feed the bears. Bear - 'Those signs have caused a substantial reduction in weight, a lowering of blood pressure and a significant drop in cholesterol...'

"As part of our environmental policy we burn compliance to heat the system."

Cutting Down Trees to Build the Ark

"They're nice, but not as efficient as my coal-powered chimes."

'The Mayor is going to be thrilled -- I found a way to fill potholes with toxic waste!'

Vulture proclaims its love for highways; black and white version

'I'm afraid CO2 emissions are prohibited.'

"We are indeed a green company. We make as much of it as we can."

Aa fair indication of how we're treating the environment

'And just what studies show that losing weight causes global warming?'