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'We'll have to drive as we give off too much CO2 when we try to walk.'

Packaging Russian Dolls

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

Ideas Ahead of their Time

"Technically, He's supposed to generate more energy than he uses."

'Of course, I buy only organic foods... I like to be environmentally friendly.'

This Bus Runs on Punditry

Cactus Huggers

'It is fuel efficient, but my ego feels crunched.'

'The salad is that expensive because we had to find a new place for the snails and worms.'

"As part of our environmental policy we burn compliance to heat the system."

"The good news is we're going paperless. The bad news is it's the employee's bathrooms."

Aa fair indication of how we're treating the environment

'We'll need a different package. It deems the new preservative dissolves cardboard.'

Texas - Home of Organic Free-Range Gas!

"This material is 80% recycled."

If Global Warming is a left wing plot...it's a very good one.

Save the Whale.

"We couldn't recycle them, so this entire 3-season room is made of coffee pods."

"A protestor told me I shouldn't wear leather so I got a fake leather jacket..."

Electric Car Giving Driver Static.

"Billy's been especially bad. Give him an extra dry one."

Old woman putting cats in a 'Recycled litter' bin

Man in Gas-Guzzling Car wearing Gas Mask

'You and your stupid hybrid getaway car!'

Bourgeois Man and his ceaseless mission to tell everyone else how to live.

Kitchen Waste

"Quick - diversify into boats!"

'We've gone green! All our foreclosure notices will now be printed on recycled bad loans.'

The Devil's Workshop

"Oh, don't worry. I'm a vegetarian."

"I'm a green thief."

"To save the planet we need to reduce the working week to 4 days, to speed things up I've decided to reduce yours to zero."