Eco-minded Jokesters T-Shirts

'We'll need a different package. It deems the new preservative dissolves cardboard.'

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

"I didn't see the coffee table in the middle of the room, due to my visual impairment, caused by the rubbish light emitted by the government approved 150 watt energy saving bulb in my apartment..."

"I wouldn't take the name 'dog strangling vine' literally."

Oil Spill Hits Wall St.

Person made from 100% recycled materials.

"I modified the symbol for accuracy."

The Joshua Tree

...and there's no shortage of natural gas!

'Why are you watching TV with the lights off?'

Vegetarian restaurant: 'Two vegetarians please.'

"Your DNA test came back – you're 49% from the Amazon, 49% from the Caribbean, and 2% from some plastics plant in Texas."

We've gotten all we can with traditional drilling techniques. What do you know about fracking?

Earth-Friendly Financial Services: "Working to protect our planet by accumulating vast piles of your money."

'Another advantage is everyone will have better tans.'

'Gene Pool'

"I'm just planting invasive species this year. Let them kill each other."

Recycle your problems. Many of our neuroses, hang-ups and character defects can be re-used by others.

"As part of the new environmental policy management want us to introduce a paperless office, and this is how they want us to do it."

'Stand-up climatologist...'

It's not Global Warming silly: I bought a plastic plant...

Well, good luck evolving, son, and don't do anything I wouldn't do! You know, like destroy the planet or something.

'I want you to know we're 100% sustainable now. We've phased out tarpits and switched to solar panels and double glazing!'

We're cutting down on packaging...so open wide!

I have a low flow toilet ... but not by design.

Despite the abundance of giant corks on the frontier, zero emission vehicles never caught on in the Old West.

Did you hear about the latest oil spill, Gloria? Let me guess

"This material is 80% recycled."

Trees talking, "Hey your roots are showing"

Now, this is a good garden: full of weeds! The likelyhood of somebody trying to poison us here is very low...

I'm fully aware of the mission for a paperless society, but can I please have a toilet-roll for the gents?

Phone Book Removal Service.

'And I'm pleased to report that we were able to reduce our carbon footprint...'

'Of course it's worth it, think of the water we're saving.'

"Without social media how would everyone know that I was vegan?"