Environmental Jokester T-Shirts

"What are we going to do about those air pollution complaints?"

'Of course it's worth it, think of the water we're saving.'

I'm not a tree hugger --- I'm a squirrel!

Did you hear about the latest oil spill, Gloria? Let me guess

Vegetarian restaurant: 'Two vegetarians please.'

Wind Farm

Football Recycling

'It's an extinction notice.'

"Do you think the birds like me?"

'I don't give advice. I'm only up here because it's safer.'

'...and this is the water garden...'

Watering the garden gnome

Bird feeder being used by vultures.

"I modified the symbol for accuracy."

Person made from 100% recycled materials.

This is where Brent council sends you

"This is a terrible table!"

'It's self cleaning, and runs on natural gas.'

"Rising sea levels."

"It's so warm that I'm laying hard boiled eggs."

'There! another batch of clean coal.'

"Will this global warming mean we'll have longer summer vacations?"

You Are Here.

Perfect solution. Free street lighting, and we sell the surplus to the national grid.

Just think! If the mall goes bust, what happens to all that paved-over land? Save our mall. We could roll up the asphalt and start a huge nature preserve. What about current wildlife? Hmm�You're right. I don't think the endangered species act covers mall rats.

'What we have to do is utilize some pollution control equipment in our manufacturing of pollution control equipment.'

'He's not here.He's out on a sting operation.'

'The only problem with solar powered air conditioners is finding a long enough extension cord.'

"Oh goodie, pigs in a blanket."

"Let's not migrate, and just say we did.;"

An snail shell with a chimney

"I'm doing my part to conserve electricity."

'Why are you watching TV with the lights off?'

Global Warming.

'I worry that the warm glow from your sense of smug self-satisfaction could be harming the environment.'