Eco-warriors Who Enjoy A Good Laugh Prints

'We'll have to drive as we give off too much CO2 when we try to walk.'

Packaging Russian Dolls

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

Ideas Ahead of their Time

"Technically, He's supposed to generate more energy than he uses."

'Of course, I buy only organic foods... I like to be environmentally friendly.'

This Bus Runs on Punditry

'It is fuel efficient, but my ego feels crunched.'

Cactus Huggers

'The salad is that expensive because we had to find a new place for the snails and worms.'

Aa fair indication of how we're treating the environment

"We are indeed a green company. We make as much of it as we can."

"The good news is we're going paperless. The bad news is it's the employee's bathrooms."

"As part of our environmental policy we burn compliance to heat the system."

'We'll need a different package. It deems the new preservative dissolves cardboard.'

"We couldn't recycle them, so this entire 3-season room is made of coffee pods."

If Global Warming is a left wing plot...it's a very good one.

"This material is 80% recycled."

Texas - Home of Organic Free-Range Gas!

Save the Whale.

"A protestor told me I shouldn't wear leather so I got a fake leather jacket..."

Electric Car Giving Driver Static.

Bourgeois Man and his ceaseless mission to tell everyone else how to live.

Old woman putting cats in a 'Recycled litter' bin

'You and your stupid hybrid getaway car!'

Man in Gas-Guzzling Car wearing Gas Mask

Insulate Britain Fundamentalists

"Billy's been especially bad. Give him an extra dry one."

Finally, a War Even Progressives Could Get Behind

Kitchen Waste

"Quick - diversify into boats!"

'We've gone green! All our foreclosure notices will now be printed on recycled bad loans.'

"Oh, don't worry. I'm a vegetarian."

"I'm a green thief."

The Devil's Workshop