Eco-warrior With A Laugh Prints

'The salad is that expensive because we had to find a new place for the snails and worms.'

Packaging Russian Dolls

"It's called 'semelparity' darling. The salmon spawn then die, so we just need to wait at the spawning grounds to get an easy feed. It's all about sustainability."

Ideas Ahead of their Time

Who should be the next eco-club president? The most vegan? The most carbon neutral? The most into solar? Eco-club. But we need someone who will attract kids to the environmental cause. Then it's obvious. The most popular. Or most athletic!

Recycling bottle bank.

"Technically, He's supposed to generate more energy than he uses."

"He's a keen conservationist - especially where energy and water are concerned."

'Of course, I buy only organic foods... I like to be environmentally friendly.'

Cactus Huggers

Aa fair indication of how we're treating the environment

"They're nice, but not as efficient as my coal-powered chimes."

"We are indeed a green company. We make as much of it as we can."

"The good news is we're going paperless. The bad news is it's the employee's bathrooms."

"As part of our environmental policy we burn compliance to heat the system."

Climate-Conscious Cartoonists Work Without Paper!

'If environmentalism grows any more powerful, I'll have to rail against it too.'

'I'm afraid CO2 emissions are prohibited.'

Save the Files on the Cloud.

"We couldn't recycle them, so this entire 3-season room is made of coffee pods."

Save the Whale.

Texas - Home of Organic Free-Range Gas!

"Look, a plastic punk!!"

"This material is 80% recycled."

"I'm pretty sure my credit cards will never be listed under 'single-use plastics'."

Trash Recycle Pretend to Recycle

"A protestor told me I shouldn't wear leather so I got a fake leather jacket..."

Electric Car Giving Driver Static.

"Billy's been especially bad. Give him an extra dry one."

'Aim for one of the holes in the ozone layer.'

Finally, a War Even Progressives Could Get Behind

Beaches by a power station

Bourgeois Man and his ceaseless mission to tell everyone else how to live.

Old woman putting cats in a 'Recycled litter' bin

Man in Gas-Guzzling Car wearing Gas Mask