Eco-warrior Humorist T-Shirts

"To save the planet we need to reduce the working week to 4 days, to speed things up I've decided to reduce yours to zero."

"Technically, He's supposed to generate more energy than he uses."

"Billy's been especially bad. Give him an extra dry one."

"Go save some whales with this, you plant-eating losers."

Aa fair indication of how we're treating the environment

"Dad, how was it before the Green Socialists brought us freedom and prosperity?"

Packaging Russian Dolls

'It's an extinction notice.'

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

'I don't give advice. I'm only up here because it's safer.'

Recycling bottle bank.

"I didn't see the coffee table in the middle of the room, due to my visual impairment, caused by the rubbish light emitted by the government approved 150 watt energy saving bulb in my apartment..."

'...and this is the water garden...'

"I wouldn't take the name 'dog strangling vine' literally."

The Joshua Tree

This is where Brent council sends you

Oil Spill Hits Wall St.

"This is a terrible table!"

'I'd say that our transport policy couldn't get any greener'

"Rising sea levels."

'There! another batch of clean coal.'

"Will this global warming mean we'll have longer summer vacations?"

...and there's no shortage of natural gas!

Perfect solution. Free street lighting, and we sell the surplus to the national grid.

You Are Here.

Cactus Huggers

"Let's not migrate, and just say we did.;"

'What we have to do is utilize some pollution control equipment in our manufacturing of pollution control equipment.'

'The only problem with solar powered air conditioners is finding a long enough extension cord.'

"Your DNA test came back – you're 49% from the Amazon, 49% from the Caribbean, and 2% from some plastics plant in Texas."

"Hide? What do you mean hide? We are literally camouflage and they still eat us!"

'It's a very common plant on earth.'

"I'm doing my part to conserve electricity."

'It's a shame that valuable water gets wasted to wash cars or to take showers. It should be used responsible and for useful purposes only - for example to make whiskey.'

An snail shell with a chimney