Eco-warrior Humorist Gifts

"To save the planet we need to reduce the working week to 4 days, to speed things up I've decided to reduce yours to zero."

"Technically, He's supposed to generate more energy than he uses."

Finally, a War Even Progressives Could Get Behind

"Billy's been especially bad. Give him an extra dry one."

"Go save some whales with this, you plant-eating losers."

Aa fair indication of how we're treating the environment

"Dad, how was it before the Green Socialists brought us freedom and prosperity?"

Packaging Russian Dolls

Striving to reduce our dependence on fossil fuels, scientists attempt to harness the energy of a toddler's tantrum.

'It's an extinction notice.'

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

'I don't give advice. I'm only up here because it's safer.'

"I didn't see the coffee table in the middle of the room, due to my visual impairment, caused by the rubbish light emitted by the government approved 150 watt energy saving bulb in my apartment..."

Recycling bottle bank.

'...and this is the water garden...'

Climate Conference. I'm glad you enjoyed my speech, but please don't call it the "high-water mark."

"I wouldn't take the name 'dog strangling vine' literally."

The Joshua Tree

Oil Spill Hits Wall St.

This is where Brent council sends you

'It's self cleaning, and runs on natural gas.'

"This is a terrible table!"

'I'd say that our transport policy couldn't get any greener'

"Rising sea levels."

'There! another batch of clean coal.'

"Will this global warming mean we'll have longer summer vacations?"

...and there's no shortage of natural gas!

Perfect solution. Free street lighting, and we sell the surplus to the national grid.

You Are Here.

"Your DNA test came back – you're 49% from the Amazon, 49% from the Caribbean, and 2% from some plastics plant in Texas."

An snail shell with a chimney

"Let's not migrate, and just say we did.;"

Just think! If the mall goes bust, what happens to all that paved-over land? Save our mall. We could roll up the asphalt and start a huge nature preserve. What about current wildlife? Hmm�You're right. I don't think the endangered species act covers mall rats.

'The only problem with solar powered air conditioners is finding a long enough extension cord.'

"Hide? What do you mean hide? We are literally camouflage and they still eat us!"