Eco-warriors Who Appreciate Humor Gifts

Man in Gas-Guzzling Car wearing Gas Mask

Packaging Russian Dolls

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

Who should be the next eco-club president? The most vegan? The most carbon neutral? The most into solar? Eco-club. But we need someone who will attract kids to the environmental cause. Then it's obvious. The most popular. Or most athletic!

Ideas Ahead of their Time

"I didn't see the coffee table in the middle of the room, due to my visual impairment, caused by the rubbish light emitted by the government approved 150 watt energy saving bulb in my apartment..."

"I wouldn't take the name 'dog strangling vine' literally."

"Technically, He's supposed to generate more energy than he uses."

Oil Spill Hits Wall St.

'Of course, I buy only organic foods... I like to be environmentally friendly.'

This Bus Runs on Punditry

"Your DNA test came back – you're 49% from the Amazon, 49% from the Caribbean, and 2% from some plastics plant in Texas."

Cactus Huggers

We've gotten all we can with traditional drilling techniques. What do you know about fracking?

'The salad is that expensive because we had to find a new place for the snails and worms.'

'Gene Pool'

Earth-Friendly Financial Services: "Working to protect our planet by accumulating vast piles of your money."

"They're nice, but not as efficient as my coal-powered chimes."

Aa fair indication of how we're treating the environment

Well, good luck evolving, son, and don't do anything I wouldn't do! You know, like destroy the planet or something.

"As part of our environmental policy we burn compliance to heat the system."

"We are indeed a green company. We make as much of it as we can."

"The good news is we're going paperless. The bad news is it's the employee's bathrooms."

Save the Files on the Cloud.

'We'll need a different package. It deems the new preservative dissolves cardboard.'

"We couldn't recycle them, so this entire 3-season room is made of coffee pods."

Save the Whale.

Texas - Home of Organic Free-Range Gas!

I have a low flow toilet ... but not by design.

I'm fully aware of the mission for a paperless society, but can I please have a toilet-roll for the gents?

"A protestor told me I shouldn't wear leather so I got a fake leather jacket..."

Phone Book Removal Service.

Electric Car Giving Driver Static.

"Without social media how would everyone know that I was vegan?"

Insulate Britain Fundamentalists