Eco-warrior Humor Gifts

Kitchen Waste

"I'm a green thief."

"A protestor told me I shouldn't wear leather so I got a fake leather jacket..."

Electric Car Giving Driver Static.

"You`ll get another ten years for wrapping them in single-use plastic."

Just ran over a recycling bin!!!

'Some things just belong in a landfill, dear.'

Ethical Bank Raid

"As part of our environmental policy we burn compliance to heat the system."

"I think he was supposed to bring a bottle."

Packaging Russian Dolls

'I got tired of wet feet all the time.'

Ideas Ahead of their Time

"It's called 'semelparity' darling. The salmon spawn then die, so we just need to wait at the spawning grounds to get an easy feed. It's all about sustainability."

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

"Technically, He's supposed to generate more energy than he uses."

Warning! Stay off the biotech lawn.

The Joshua Tree

'Of course, I buy only organic foods... I like to be environmentally friendly.'

It's on. My new favorite game show! Welcome to: Garbage, recycling or compost?! Dana from New York you can walk away with $10,000 or try to double the green! Double, please. Okay, Dana, here's your object: A takeout container from a local restaurant. Garbage, recycling or compost? Geez. I'm guessing it would depend on whether it's got some cardboard or it's fully biodegradable. Final answer? Recycling. Wrong. Garbage! I knew it. Ridicule her! You've lost your green, loser! I'm sorry. I try so ha

...and there's no shortage of natural gas!

World of Cow - Goldfish aren't the only ones to grow into their environments.

Now do you believe in global warming?!

"No, I don't recycle."

Cactus Huggers

Prepare to meet thy recycler.

'The salad is that expensive because we had to find a new place for the snails and worms.'

"I'm just planting invasive species this year. Let them kill each other."

"The good news is we're going paperless. The bad news is it's the employee's bathrooms."

"Wait a minute. Isn't tonight the water conservation rally?"

"We are indeed a green company. We make as much of it as we can."

"If global warming is real, then why are winters so cold?"

Aa fair indication of how we're treating the environment

Soup art attack

It's not Global Warming silly: I bought a plastic plant...